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Personally Jokes

Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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This is a joke I wrote myself. It’s long, but I think it’s pretty good, personally…

This is a story about three friends who had known each other their whole lives.

They did everything together. You could not find one without the other two nearby. But, as so often happens, after graduation, they all went their separate ways. One of the friends went on to become a very success...

Personally, I like the new change to Twitter....

Personally, I like the new change to Twitter. They decided to rename the site after the little box you click when you wind up there.

You hit X.

Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised.

I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...

TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

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Personally, I've got a dog's philosophy.

If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it.

Personally, I am against political jokes.

They get elected to office too often.

What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?

Personally I’ve got a Yamaha surround sound system.

Personally, I would never go to see the Eiffel Tower in cloudy weather

I dont't see the point.

My great-grandad was personally responsible for bringing down over 30 German aircraft in WW2.

All the other mechanics in the Luftwaffe never really liked him though.

I'm not personally a fan of windmills.

But, I know they're a bunch of big fans.

I would like to personally thank the creator of the word "plethora."

It means a lot.

Personally, I'm fine with what Reddit's admins are doing.

It's fun watching them Digg their own grave.

Personally, I'm not into any impreg kink myself but...

Y'know... knock yourself up.

I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.”

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

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