Because he doesn't want to Take a Shot on another team.
What do you call a 300 pound Green Bay Packer fan?
Anorexic
whats the difference between green bay and chicago
in chicago moosehead is a type of beer and in green bay it’s a felony.
The Green Bay Packers' Defense
That's it. That's the joke. LET'S GO FALCONS!
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Wisconsin. A few days after the election, the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her father and says, “So, dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don't think so, Susie. It's an 18-hour drive.”
“Don't worry about it, dad! I will send Air Force One, and a limousine to pick you up at your door.”
“I don't know, Susie. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?”
“Oh, dad,” replies Susan, “I'll make sure she ha...
What do Monica Lewinsky and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
They both love Clinton-Dix.
How do you fix a broken vacuum cleaner?
Put a Green Bay sticker on it, it'll suck again.
Breaking News: NFL responds to lost revenue from kneeling controversy
Breaking News: The NFL announced today that because of lost revenue due to kneeling, an NFL Team had to be cut. Tampa Bay and the Green Bay Packers will be combining forming the Tampacks. They will be good for only one period and will have no second string...
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NFL CUTS ONE TEAM
The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league.
They've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.
The...
You Know You're A Northneck (Northern Redneck) If......
Your rusty vehicle's resale value only goes up if you remember to put the snow tires on them during the winter.
You ever got into a shouting match based on which college hockey team you're a fan of.
You've ever used expired gas station sushi as bait for ice fishing.
(You're re...
The Pope, the Packers & the Vikings
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the pope-mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man wearing a Green Bay Packer jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the ja...
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Coming Home Early
A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed....
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