Hudson Jokes

..but he had Nabors up the ass!"

A car salesman is showing some fine cars for sale, and the buyer is looking at them.

"Well, this one is a fine 1951 Hudson Hornet," says the car salesman.

The buyer gasps, "A Hudson HORNET? Well, I wouldn't want to see a Hudson Wasp!"

The salesman brushes it off and shows him t... read more

They filled small bottles with water from the Hudson River. That stuff can kill anything.

Watson returns home one day, but it appears that Sherlock has hidden the doorway.

Frustrated, he eventually runs into Mrs Hudson who explains that Sherlock has moved the entrance to the back garden. He notices some lemon trees growing over the doorway. When he asks Sherlock why this is, he r... read more

Tuxedo is also a topogram, dating from around 1888, the suit is named after Tuxedo Park, a Hudson Valley enclave for New York’s social elite where it was primarily seen in its early years. The area, known for its lavish estates, is too expensive for most people to own a home. Usually they just ren... read more

Salomon Elliot is a notorious man from the familia, and ain’t no one ever cross the man. His name shakes fear into his foes and demands respect from his henchmen, wide across the Hudson and down even to the beaches of Miami.

After years of blood on his hands and the helpless cries of this fa... read more