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Superman is flying around Metropolis and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a rooftop, buck naked, spread eagle...

Superman says, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can swoop down, get some, and be gone before she notices anything happened." Soon after he's gone, a startled Wonder Woman yells, "what the he'll was that???" And the invisible man says, "I don't know, but my ass is killing me!"

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Superman is flying through Metropolis

Superman is flying through Metropolis, feeling rather horny. He glances around, and spots Wonder Woman lying naked on a rooftop with her legs spread apart.

Using his super speed, Superman flies over to her, does what he came to do, and in the blink of an eye, is gone.

"What was that?" ...

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Superman is flying around metropolis one day, doing his normal surveillance.

He looks down and notices Wonder Woman, laying on the roof of her place, legs spread apart, completely naked.

The thought occurs to him; he's as fast as a speeding bullet, he could fly down there, do his thing, and get out before she suspected a thing.

Without a second thought he pull...

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Superman was flying around Metropolis...[slightly NSFW]

Superman was flying around Metropolis one day using his Supervision to stop wrongdoers. As he is flying by the beach he spies Wonder Woman sunbathing face down, completely naked. So he thinks to himself, "I'll never get another chance like this I've always wanted to Superbone her so here's what I'll...

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So Superman is flying over metropolis...

when he looks down and spots Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof top. He thinks to himself 'well I'm faster than a speeding bullet I can swoop down and smash that wonder pussy and fly away so fast she won't know what hit her'. So he flys down super quick and pumps the pussy and flys away. Wonder...

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Super man was flying over metropolis and saw Louis Lane (nsfw)

Laying on her roof naked. Super man thought β€œI’m so fast I can fly down get me a little Yoo-hoo from my lady love and be gone before anyone sees me.” So Superman does just that, flys down gets him some action, kisses her on the cheek and flys off before anyone knows he is there. Louis being totally...

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Superman was flying around metropolis one day...(NSFW)

...Minding his own business when all of a sudden he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on a roof. Wonder Woman appeared to be pretty amarous, as she was squirming around, moaning, and rubbing herself.

Superman:"Man, that's pretty damn hot. I know what I'll do. I'll fly down and use my supe...

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Superman is patrolling the skies of Metropolis, but then sees Wonder Woman completely naked in a penthouse suite lying on a bed...

Superman: "Hmm, if I can fly faster than the speed of light, I can probably have sex with her so fast she won't even know what happened!"

So Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies away with a big smile.

Meanwhile in the suite...
Wonder Woman: "What the fuck was that?"
The I...

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It's a slow day of crime in Metropolis...

...and Superman is bored to tears. So he decides to fly over to Gotham City to see what Batman is up to. He gets to the Batcave to find the Dark Knight underneath the Batmobile.
"Hey, Bruce," he says. "Whatcha up to today? Wanna get a couple beers, maybe watch the game?"
"Sorry man, I can't," ...

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So one day Superman is flying around Metropolis and he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on a rooftop...

So one day Superman is flying around Metropolis and he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on a rooftop, spread eagle and everything.
Supes says to himself, "I gotta get me some of that Wonder Pussy. I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can be in and out before she knows what hit her in the eye."...

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

The people of Iranian city of Isfahan were famous for their jokes and puzzles.

An Iranian townsman planned to visit Isfahan so he asked his friends what they would like him to bring them from the glorious metropolis.

They said, "Don't bring us anything but something witty said by a person from Isfahan."

The guy promised he would remember their request. So, he wen...

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One of the only jokes I remember from childhood...

Superman was flying around Metropolis on a sunny day, and it was a boring one. No crime to fight.
So he keeps flying around the city, cruising around - and finally he sees Wonder Woman on top of a building, sunbathing in the nude.
Superman circles around the city a few times, getting hornier...

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Superman

Superman is just flying arround through Metropolis using his x-ray vision when he spots wonder woman in her house completely naked laying in her bed with her legs spread wide open. He turns arround, and sees her again but this time on all four.
He's so horny that he thinks to himself I'll use my ...

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Superman and Wonder Woman

So one day Superman was flying around Metropolis just looking around for something to do when he spots this small island in a lake that he hadn't remembered seeing before so he flys over to investigate. While there he spots Wonder Woman laying out in the sun with her eyes closed completely naked. Su...

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Superman's flying around.... (comment from r/pics)

Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked right? So Superman starts t...

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Superman's Day Off

Metropolis was experiencing an unusually low crime rate, so Superman got bored.

He called up Batman and The Flash to see if they wanted to go to a club, but they were busy and blew him off.

He's a little disgruntled while flying around Metropolis in the sun when he sees Wonder Woman su...

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