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I once worked at a cheap pizzeria to get by.

I kneaded the dough.
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How To Get By In Life

Approach every problem like a dog. If you can't eat it or have sex with it, then piss on it and walk away.

What Would You Get By Crossing An Elephant and A Kangaroo.

Big holes all over Australia.
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What do you get by crossing a baby with a puppy?

Jail time.
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