I once worked at a cheap pizzeria to get by.

I kneaded the dough.

A group of young men were sitting around the coffee shop complaining about how hard it was to get by in this day and age.

Bob, an old timer, was listening to them and finally spoke. “You kids don’t know what hard times are. Why, when I was your age we were so poor we couldn’t afford electricity. Why, we even had to watch television by candle light.”

[NSFW] What do you get by pelting an octopus?

Two 4skins

What Would You Get By Crossing An Elephant and A Kangaroo.

Big holes all over Australia.

What do you get by mixing a joke with a Yamaha?

A Yamahahaha

What do you get by crossing a baby with a puppy?

Jail time.

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How To Get By In Life

Approach every problem like a dog. If you can't eat it or have sex with it, then piss on it and walk away.

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Will reddit let me get by with this one?

What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt.

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Goodbye Grandpa

A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God
bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't kn...

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