A martial arts competition is taking place

There is a line to practice kicks, grapples and throws. But something’s missing....

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A man wants to kill his wife

So he makes some discreet enquiries, and learns of a hitman who goes only by the name of Arthur. He contacts him, and they agree on a price of £1, which is paid up front. The man tells Arthur that his wife shops at Tesco on Saturday mornings.
That Saturday, Arthur goes to the Tesco, sees his mar...

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Two guys stranded on a tropical island... NSFW

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They build huts and prepare wood for a signal fire in case they see a plane or boat. They have plenty of food. Life at a minimum is bearable.


After 6 months Johnny says to Bill, "You know, we're doing ok here but I've been feeling pretty horny lately."  Bill leans away from him ...

Why does Batman have such a hard time making decisions?

Because he grapples with lots of things

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