My wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window...
...she said it was a little condescending.
I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder
We decided to go our separate wheys
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a £20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer. “Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?” “Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back garden is ...
I finally figured out why my clothes kept falling out of my bag
I cracked the case
A preacher and soldier are on a plane that is falling out of the sky with no parachutes...
The preacher turns to the soldier and angrily says “God has failed us. I have devoted my life to him and he rewards me with this?” The preacher promptly throws his bible out of the airplane.
The soldier reaches over to comfort the preacher. The soldier looks at him and says “before we die, I’...
What did the 2 earwigs say to each other while falling out of a tree?
earwig-o earwig-o earwig-o
I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.
Curse those wrap-scallions!
My uncle died after falling out of a helicopter..
..so at his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a parachute. Well, it's what he would have wanted.
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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?
When it's raining Datsun cogs.