Rift Jokes - 8 Hilarious Rift Jokes

called the UPS office in Germany to ask if they were sending out my Oculus Rift

they said VR ready

Scientists have opened a dimensional rift in one of New York's most popular tourist spots.

They're now calling it Times Squared.

What caused the rift between the Sunni and the Shia?

A clerical error

My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift

He said it was a very eye-opening experience

We've all heard the Nacho Cheese Joke...

And now I give you something new...

"What cheese is the stickiest?"

"Gou-DAH!!"

When I came up with this one, I told it to my wife and she cringed so hard that I felt like I might have caused a small rift in our relationship... I did. :P

A fish goes into an underwater psychologist's office...

"You've got to help me, doc," the fish says. "I've never been so upset."

The psychologist - who can somehow speak and survive in the ocean - adjusts his glasses and tries to project a welcoming demeanor. "Well, I'll certainly do what I can," he says, "but first, I'll need to hear about your p...

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Two horses live on a farm.

Their names are Harry and Larry. Harry and Larry are best friends. They do everything together, they eat together, play together, sleep together...

One day, while Harry and Larry were grazing in the fields, Larry said to Harry, “Harry, I think it’s time we figure out who the Alpha Horse on th...

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An original math feghoot.

There are enough people in the world now who require catheters for medical reasons for the devices to have become the targets of fetishes. At least some of these catheter fetishists are also practitioners of free love, and it's not unusual for them to get together with (relatively) large numbers of...

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