Forget separation of church and state...

... I need separation of home and work.

I suffer from separation anxiety.

My wife's left me and I'm terrified she'll come back.

I have separation anxiety

I can't see myself without it

I want to make a film about a husband and a wife who both work in immigration. As a consequence of the family separation policy, they are unable to reunify a toddler with his parents, so they decide to become his adoptive parents

The title would be ICE ICE Baby

I suggested to my wife that we practice social distancing

She agreed, but wanted to call it a trial separation.

"Honestly son, it's all about separation of the whites and the colored with some strategic hanging thrown in...

Other than that, there's not really much more I can teach you about doing laundry."

TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.

Well it is side-splitting.

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