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Did you hear about the competitive BDSM league's struggles with scoring separation?

Things have been all tied up for awhile.

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I am over 18

Two tantric sex partners meet after years of separation...

"It's been a long time coming"

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I have separation anxiety

I can't see myself without it

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I suffer from separation anxiety.

My wife's left me and I'm terrified she'll come back.

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"Honestly son, it's all about separation of the whites and the colored with some strategic hanging thrown in...

Other than that, there's not really much more I can teach you about doing laundry."

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Forget separation of church and state...

... I need separation of home and work.

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TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.

Well it is side-splitting.

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