My wife's left me and I'm terrified she'll come back.
I have separation anxiety
I can't see myself without it
I want to make a film about a husband and a wife who both work in immigration. As a consequence of the family separation policy, they are unable to reunify a toddler with his parents, so they decide to become his adoptive parents
The title would be ICE ICE Baby
I suggested to my wife that we practice social distancing
She agreed, but wanted to call it a trial separation.
"Honestly son, it's all about separation of the whites and the colored with some strategic hanging thrown in...
Other than that, there's not really much more I can teach you about doing laundry."
TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.
Well it is side-splitting.