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Two tantric sex partners meet after years of separation...

"It's been a long time coming"

What do you call the racial separation of fish?

An apart-tide

Forget separation of church and state...

... I need separation of home and work.

I suffer from separation anxiety.

My wife's left me and I'm terrified she'll come back.

I have separation anxiety

I can't see myself without it

I want to make a film about a husband and a wife who both work in immigration. As a consequence of the family separation policy, they are unable to reunify a toddler with his parents, so they decide to become his adoptive parents

The title would be ICE ICE Baby

"Honestly son, it's all about separation of the whites and the colored with some strategic hanging thrown in...

Other than that, there's not really much more I can teach you about doing laundry."

TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.

Well it is side-splitting.

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