Separation Jokes - 7 Hilarious Separation Jokes

Did you hear about the competitive BDSM league's struggles with scoring separation?

Things have been all tied up for awhile.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two tantric sex partners meet after years of separation...

"It's been a long time coming"

I have separation anxiety

I can't see myself without it

I suffer from separation anxiety.

My wife's left me and I'm terrified she'll come back.

"Honestly son, it's all about separation of the whites and the colored with some strategic hanging thrown in...

Other than that, there's not really much more I can teach you about doing laundry."

Forget separation of church and state...

... I need separation of home and work.

TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.

Well it is side-splitting.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.