My wife's left me and I'm terrified she'll come back.
I have separation anxiety
I can't see myself without it
I want to make a film about a husband and a wife who both work in immigration. As a consequence of the family separation policy, they are unable to reunify a toddler with his parents, so they decide to become his adoptive parents
The title would be ICE ICE Baby
"Honestly son, it's all about separation of the whites and the colored with some strategic hanging thrown in...
Other than that, there's not really much more I can teach you about doing laundry."
TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.
Well it is side-splitting.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree t...