with an alligator under one arm and a shillelagh in the other.
He walks up and slings the alligator up onto the bar and brutally WHACKS it over the head with the club.
The alligator’s mouth verrrry slowly creaks open, revealing a gaping maw of savage teeth.
The guy whips out hi...
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The department of defense, in an effort to cut some costs decides to offer severance packages to some superfluous higher ranking officers. The offer is an honorable discharge and $1,000 for every inch between two points of their body of their choosing.
A Navy admiral takes this opportunity an...