Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." ...
Frank Sinatra was dining out one night when a young high school lad came up to his table.
“Mr. Sinatra," said the teen-age boy, “my name is Bernie Rosenberg. Would you please do me a favor?” “What kind of favor?” Sinatra asked. Well, I’m here with my girl and I want to make a good impression on her. I certainly would appreciate it if you would drop by my table and say ‘Hi, Be...
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A boy comes home from school
A boy comes home from school:
Kid: Dad, math teacher wants to see you.
Dad: Why, what happened?
Kid: Today at class he asked me "What is 9x7?", I said 63. Then he asked me "What is 7x9?", I said "What the fuck is the difference?".
Dad thinks fair enough, says he will drop...
The director of the sperm bank summoned the blonde receptionist.
\-It's nice that you're polite to people who drop by here, he began, -but when they're on their way out again, I think you should say something other than, -"Thank you for coming!"-
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