How to fall down the stairs

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Floor.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, reports say he fell

What do you call an uppity criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

Step by step guide to falling down the stairs:

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Hospital

There were 3 men in a brothel. One going up the stairs, one in going down the stairs, and one in a room. What were their nationalities?

The man going up the stairs was Russian.

The man going down the stairs was Finnish.

And the man in the room, Himalayan.

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Me and my girlfriend were going to a Halloween party last year and my girlfriend came down the stairs wearing nothing but boots.

I asked her “What are you suppose to be?” She said, “Puss in boots.” So I went into the kitchen and put a potato on my penis. When I came back out, she asked me, “What are you suppose to be?” I said, “If you can be puss in boots, then I can be a dictator…”

How to fall down the stairs

Step one
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Step twelve
FLOOR

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending!


(This has been my favorite joke for years, so I thought I’d share! :) Pretty sure I originally saw if from a tumblr post, it’s not my original joke)

Three years ago my brother came running down the stairs yelling “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!”

That’s the last time we visited Thailand

What do you say to someone who threw an Asian guy down the stairs?

That is Wong on so many levels.

My overweight friend fell down the stairs

He was fine. everyone was concerned, however the floor was cracking up

(Offensive) How do people in wheelchairs go down the stairs?

Fast...

Did you hear about the guy who fell down the stairs at the airport?

Damn near missed the whole flight

I stepped on a bottle of medicine and fell down the stairs...

... that’s the last time I trip on robotussin.

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A lawyer is walking down the stairs of his law firm.

This guy is dressed in an expensive suit, he's wearing shoes made from an extinct reptile and orphan tears, and He's walking to his brand new Lamborghini. Just as he opens the driver side door a truck comes speeding through and tears the door from its hinges. The lawyer visibly shocked and pissed ye...

Why did the muffin fall down the stairs

He was baked

Did you hear about the paleontologist who tripped down the stairs?

He broke his Ankylosaurus.

Two Young Children Walk Down The Stairs

The 9 year old says to the 7 year old
“I think that we’re old enough to start swearing now.”

The 7 year old says
“Okay but when will we do it”

The 9 year old just says
“Follow my lead.”

They walk into the kitchen and their mother says
“What would you like for bre...

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A guy went down the stairs from the 20th floor while looking out the window downstair of each floor

Then once he reached the ground floor he hugged the man sitting outside. Then the man said "what the fuck? Do I know you???" Then the guy said "i knew you when you were very little"

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs? By walking.

J.K. Rowling...

A Woman, pregnant with twins, falls down the stairs and is in a coma.

In the hospital she wakes from her coma in a panic to find that she is no longer pregnant. They babies are out of her belly and gone!

A doctor soon enters the room with the frantic woman.

"Take it easy miss. Everything is fine. You were in a coma. But we were able to safely birth your ...

How to fall down the stairs

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What do you call a snarky thief going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.



Sorry if this is a repost. Heard it yesterday and thought you all would enjoy.

A child's father has fell down the stairs.

-"Mommy, mommy", child shouted.
-"What?" said his mom.
-Daddy fell down the stairs!
-Really? And what did he say?
-Can I use curse words?
-No.
-Daddy fell down silently.

How many deputies did it take to push the inmate down the stairs?

None, he fell.

I work as a Detention Deputy, and that's one of my favorite jokes to tell the inmates.

Did you hear the one about the tiny prisoner who went down the stairs?

It's a little condescending. ;)

what do you call 5 guys who fell down the stairs?

an ambulance

So I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar...

and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.

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Two drunk guys were walking down the stairs when they saw something on one of the steps.

Guy 1: Hey dude, is that shit?


Guy 2: No dude, that's chocolate.


Guy 1: No that's shit bro.


Guy 2: Let's taste it to make sure.


*after tasting that thing*

Guy 1: See! I told you it's shit.


Guy 2: Good thing we didn't step on it then.

My wife yelled down the stairs that I was courting disaster.

"No honey," I called up, "we have been married for nearly seven years."

How many times is this guy going to fall down the stairs?

Until he sticks the landing. Full story---> I could hardly sleep last night because two of my tenants were up all night drinking and taking their medicine. As he was trying to take a cab to his doctors appointment, he fell down the stairs. I didnt want to move him in case his head or neck was ...

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

"Well, glad I got that over with."

I pushed a hipster down the stairs today...

He's still Tumbling!

Two friends in a pub one says:

"Hello John hows your brother Brian?"

"He died Alf"

"Oh that is terrible how did he die?"

"Well he was driving his car and he slammed on the brakes with such force he got catapulted out of the roof through my second floor bedroom window and landed on the bed"

"Oh that...

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A pregnant woman was shot 3 times in the stomach.

She survived, luckily enough, and so were her unborn children. Triplets, she found out soon enough. Two girls and a boy.

They were born with absolutely no problems, healthy babies and unaffected by the trauma.

Fast forward 13 years, she's sitting in her kitchen, enjoying a cup of coff...

Three old sisters...

Mary, Anna and Josephine, live in a house together.

One night Mary runs a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.

She yells down the stairs "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

Anna yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see."

She starts up the stairs and pauses....

How did M C Escher die?

He fell down the stairs.

The missus came home steaming drunk last night.

"You up for some role play action, babe?" She asked with a wink.
"Not really." I replied.
"Oh, come on." She said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, howev...

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