What do you call a man falling down the stairs with a hard on?
Rock and roll
A old woman visits a doctor after a falling down the stairs, injuring her hip.
Doctor: “you took quite a tumble, you are going to need to take it easy and definitely avoid stairs for several weeks while you heal.”
Woman: “I suppose I could sleep downstairs, but what if I realize I need something and it is upstairs?”
Doctor: “Do you have a neighbor you could ask ...
What do you call a snarky criminal falling down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs
Q: What goes black and white
Black
White
Black
White
Black
White?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
Q2: What goes green a few days later?
A: The same nun at the bottom of the staircase.
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“Oi, you!”
“Sheep shagger!” yelled the man as Llewelyn Jones walked down the high street, pointedly ignoring him.
“Yeah you, sheep shagger! Fucking sheep shagger!” slurred the man, before throwing his beer can into some petunia bushes and stumbling off in the other direction.
“The youth of today...
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