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Dirty Laundry Jokes

Dirty laundry!!!

A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.

The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside.

"The laundry is not very clean",she said." She doesn't know how wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."

Her...

You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?

No quarters.

Today my 10 year old daughter referred to the pile of dirty laundry that my wife is doing as.

Mount Wash More.

The best part of being rich and famous is someone else does your dirty laundry.

They hang all your Versace, Armani, Epstein and Gucci, no questions asked.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What's the difference between a washing machine and Fox news?

No difference: They both spin dirty laundry till it smells better.

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A man goes to a bar and gets so drunk he pukes all over himself...

... He starts panicking because he was worried his wife was going to leave him for this.

Another person at the bar told him to say someone puked all over him, and put $20 in your shirt and tell him he gave you that to cover the cleaning. The man thinks it's a good idea and decides to give it ...

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub

Throw in your dirty laundry

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