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Buckets Jokes

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So a guy has two buckets and goes to a farmer...

The guy says, "Hey there, sir! I heard you had some honeysuckle in your pasture. Was wondering if you'd let me go back there and grab a few buckets of honey for myself?"

Farmer says, "well that ain't how that works, but you can try." Few hours later, the man comes back through carrying 2 buck...

Whats grey and comes in buckets?

Elephants

What's gray and comes in buckets?

An elephant.

A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.

A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?"

"Oh yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!"

Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to cascade down as if pouring from an enormous faucet.

"Oh my!" she exclaims. "It's coming down in ...

What’s worse than raining buckets?

Hailing taxis

Why do we use buckets at Halloween and baskets for Easter?

Because baskets are more holey

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

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Highland hospitality

A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down.
There was a cottage near by so he went up to it and knocked on the door.
The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander.
"My car has broken down," said the traveller, "Do you know where I can s...

What's worse than a baby in a bucket?

A baby in 8 buckets

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

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