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Control Room Jokes

A supervillain and his henchman are sitting in the control room in the supervillain's volcanic lair.

Suddenly alarms start going off all over the place.

Supervillain: "What the heck is going on? Are the sharks with lasers loose again? Is it the IRS? Is there a leak in the reactor?"

The Henchman looks behind him to see a chair melting into the ground. "No, sir, the flaw is lava."

An astronaut was trying to communicate with the control room but the connection kept breaking up.

Annoyed, he yelled out "What on Earth are you talking about?".

A woman bursts out laughing in a NASA control room witnessing a comet on an impact course with Earth.

Director: Margaret, this is beyond catastrophic, what on Earth are you laughing at ?

Woman: Sorry, it's just the comet reminds me of my husband.

Director: What are you talking about ?

Woman: Well, it's coming too quickly.

A supervillain and his henchman

Were sitting in the control room in their secret base, inside an active volcano.
Suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in the control panel.
Supervillain: "What is going on? Are the sharks with lasers escaping? Is the T-rex eating the robot dogs again?"
The henchman look behind them to see la...

James Bond wakes up in a strange prison cell.

His head is bursting, he feels nauseous, he's been beaten up, he looks at his reflection in toilet bowl water and sees he has a black eye, and cuts on his face.

"Where am I? How did I get here? Who's taken me?", he asked himself, "I musht have been drugged, I can't recall a thing".

Foo...

Sakurai Brings the Beta Copy of Smash Ultimate on a Cruise

On the first night at sea, he finally decided try the prototype his team had been working on. After rigging up his switch, he finally opened up the box that held the precious cartridge.

The problem?

It was missing.

In a panic, Sakurai searched the entire room, but he couldn't fi...

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Stormy Seas Ahead

Officer Lanvin was saying his goodbyes to his family because his vessel, the HMCS Beauregard was taking to the ocean for a 6 month long mission.

Through teary eyes, he waved to his family, uncertain about the future, wanting to cherish the view of them waving to him because it would be so lon...

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