What do you get when you turn down a cheap shot of whiskey from Conor McGregor?

A cheap shot anyway

My date saw my bottom shelf tequila selection and made fun of me for being cheap and poor

They were definitely cheap shots.

Anti-vaxxer

I was going to make a joke about an anti-vaxxer getting a low-cost inoculation but it was just a cheap shot that they probably wouldn't get anyway.

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United Airlines one-liners

Hilarious Compilation of Twitterati responses on the United Airlines Fiasco #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"United Airlines: Not enough seating, prepare for a beating."

"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!"

"You can't beat our prices! But we can sure beat our passengers!"...

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