Cheaper Than Jokes

There's one less drunk.

Mother: "because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.."

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, John says to Scott, “My elbow hurts like hell.

I guess I'd better see a doctor."

“Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Scott replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer ... read more

But it still cost me my marriage.

His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply tell it the problem, put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose it and tell you what you can do about the issue you’re having. It only costs $... read more

It's cheaper than paying a man to do it.

Kid: Mummy, why am I getting my Christmas present on 18th August?

Mum: Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy, son.

Liquor is cheaper than gas

Them: why did you get such a useless degree?

Me: it was cheaper than an mba from from Harvard.

Them: so ? It’s a worthless degree, you would have made more money if you showed up to a job interview with a degree from Harvard.

Me: look, I can show up to a job interview with a deg... read more

We treated our dad with this fish therapy where little fish nibble on the dead skin until it is gone.

It was money well spent, because it was much cheaper than a regular funeral.

Hey...It's cheaper than buying toilet paper...

They're cheaper than day rates.

Barber : shoul I massage ur head ?

Me : ok, which oil will u use ?

Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹

Me : herbal oil ?

Barber: 150₹

Me: Coconut Oil

Barber : 100₹

Me : anything cheaper than this ?

Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, get that barrel... read more

...That's £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook.

it's cheaper than a smoke alarm.

It's cheaper than child support.

Because it's cheaper than a funeral.

Thats 300 dollars cheaper than what my airline company is charging

One was only slightly cheaper than the other.

Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two

It's cheaper than the water and guaranteed unleaded

Child cemetery plots are way cheaper than adult ones.

It says you can get you can a brain transplant from a Irish man for €5000 cheaper than an american.

Trump says "This proves that America is the greatest country ever and Americans are the smartest people ever"

"No it doesnt" says the Irishman "It just means an Americans Brain hasnt ... read more

Now the town of Hamburg had an annual race around the edge of town, and the transplant decided to enter. However, when he went to sign up he found that there was an entry fee which he was far too miserly to pay. Instead, he slipped through the crowd and lined up with the other entrants.

Ban... read more

The guy sees this and thinks to himself, "I bet a steak is way cheaper than what I usually buy at this store, I should try that!" So the next day he cooks up a well done steak, takes it to the store, and when the cashier rings him up, puts it on the counter. The cashier looks a bit concerned and say... read more

The madame informs them that her establishment charges $10 for every inch.

The first man walks in and comes back out when he is finished. "How much were you charged?" His friends ask. To which the man smiles and replies "70 bucks." rather proudly.

The second man walks in and comes bac... read more