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Car Company Jokes

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A girl in Japan had an older sister who owned a car company. What was that company?

Nee-san

Potato Chip are like car company

they are very good at making air bags.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

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Q: which car company likes to inflict pain to another person?

A: Mer-sadist

What's a car company's favorite star wars character?

Han duh.

What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor?

Nokia

A Swedish friend of mine told me how he lost everything when the car company he worked for went out of business.

It was a real Saab story.

Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company?

I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story.

New car factory in USA

As I understand it the Audi car company are opening a new factory in Texas to produce a new SUV to be called the Audi Neighbour.

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How Datsun (now Nissan) got its original name

The burgeoning Japanese car company wanted a really good name so they asked the Germans who are known for naming their car companies really well. The president asked a rep from a German marketing company for help. The asked when they needed the final product and the president said, "One week." To wh...

A man was driving a rental car along a old mountain road in Eastern Europe at night when he started having engine problems

Unable to get a signal on his mobile phone, he saw a lit building not far off and made it there just as the car stalled. Getting out of the car, he knocked on the door. A monk in a brown habit opened the door.

"Good evening, brother!" greeted the monk. "What can I do for you?"
"I'm ver...

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