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Industry Jokes

This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

It's crazy that the service industry expects 25% tips.

At that point, they should just call it intercourse.

Canada could have had it all: American industry, British Culture, and French Cuisine.

Instead, they got: French Industry, American culture, and British cuisine

Why is it hard for a man to break into the adult film industry?

There's a lot of stiff competition.

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There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine.

Camera man, light and sound technician.

The paper industry is dying.

It is getting beat by the scissors industry.

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I've been working in the porn industry, so I got penis enlargement surgery

It should help me make it big

A man working a 9-5 office job starts feeling worthless and decides to make a career change into the adult film industry

He starts off with vanilla stuff and builds up his self-esteem. He then decides to go for the more fetishized stuff and gets cast making incest films as the role of step-dad.

He wakes up one day and realizes how happy he's become since he started coming into his own.

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What does Disney and the porn industry have in common?

They both hire adults that look like teenagers.

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The lack of workers is affecting everyone. Even the porn industry is having to hire guys with small cocks.

Talk about being “short staffed.”

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How is the porn industry different from every other career?

It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early.

I can't have a meaningful conversation with anyone in the fashion industry...

They're all so clothes-minded...

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An American and Japanese engineer meet at an industry conference.

During an industry conference an American Engineer and a Japanese Engineer are assigned the same hotel room. After a few drinks they become competitive and place a bet. Whoever can build the best paper boat would have their tab covered by the other.

They both ask for a piece of paper and make...

What is the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your computer and accesses all your data. The other is an industry standard.

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Each president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways [NSFW]

During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.

During the Bush years, the demand for "dumb blonde" types hit an all time high.

During Obama's presidency, the interracial genre took off.

And recently, incest porn has become really popular.

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A lawyer serves the porn industry

He only works pro-boner.

Hollywood is such a fake industry

Just a bunch of paid actors

I want to go into the cannabis industry with a buddy.

We’ll start a joint venture.

The joke industry has been hit particularly hard by Covid

Nobody has walked into a bar in months.

I had to leave the granite industry

It was counter productive

Why is lipstick losing market share in the makeup industry?

Because we live in a mask era.

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I got turned down from my job interview for coming half an hour early

The porn industry can go fuck themselves for all I care.

My uncle is always bragging about his son, who works in the brass industry.

He’s my CuZn

In Soviet Russia, the government regulates the pharmaceutical industry.

In America, the pharmaceutical industry regulates the government.

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This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s...

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

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The crematorium industry is super competitive

You gotta urn your keep

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The comedy industry is ridiculously sexist.

Zach Galifinakis can tell a joke to a full theatre and the audience would love it. If Amy Schumer told the same joke a week later in the same theatre to the same audience, she'd be accused of stealing material

Did you hear about the expose on the ammunition industry?

Yeah, it won a Bulletzer prize and everything!

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The porn industry introduces its own virtual currency.

Clitcoin.

Why are do many audiophiles work in the canning industry?

Because they can tuna fish.

What is the busiest industry in the World?

Funeral Directors.

And they say it's a dying trade?

Diving is a dangerous industry.

It should be regulated.

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I don't remember much about the films I made working in the Japanese porn industry

It was all a blur.

I killed the glove industry

With my bare hands

I really like my new job in the vacuum industry

There's no pressure.

There are two rules to remember in the entertainment industry.

The first is to always leave the audience wanting more. And the second

How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that's plaguing the donut industry?

Cut out the middle, man.

How does the pandemic affect the rental car industry?

It Hertz.

What do you call lawyers for the guacamole industry?

Advocateos

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What do you call a fat European knight who works in the porn industry?

Sir Cum France

It must be hard for women to work in the postal service.

It’s such a MAIL dominated industry.

Never Invest in the Velcro industry.

Its a complete ripoff

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I think I'd do well in the porn industry

I'm an incredibly hard worker

More bad news for the coal industry

Hundreds of minors out of work since the arrest of Jeffery Epstein.

I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

I just read a book about the timber industry. The beginning of the book was much more positive than the rest of it.

It was the prologue.

What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry?

Popcorn.

What are the people involved in the beef industry called?

Steak-holders.

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I failed to get into the male pornstar industry

Apparently I have shortcomings

My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had

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What do you call a secret cabal of strippers who surreptitiously control the adult entertainment industry?

The Illumi-naughty

People used to put a lot of trust in the ship making industry...

But then the unsinkable happened

The con artist industry must not be doing well.

They’re always asking for money

The frisbee industry will probably die one day...

...but boomerangs, those will always make a comeback.

Did you hear about the growing origami industry?

Their business is in-CREASING!

What do you have if you are unable to remove a paperweight from your pile of timber industry investment certificates?

A stuck stack of stick stocks.

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People always dismiss the porn industry...

Work is fucking hard.

I'm well known for making my fortune in the mattress industry

It's why they call me "Bed Company", and I can't deny.

Piracy is killing the music industry

I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?

I tried to invest in the gravy industry

But there wasn't much stock in it.

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I heard a rumor about the fertilizer industry.

Apparently, it's a very shitty buisness.

My dad won the industry award for best surgical oncologist.

They said his mastectomy work was breastaking.

Why is calcium vital in the brass instrument manufacturing industry?

Because calcium helps build trombones

Why does America have the best movie industry in the world?

In the rest of the world, all the best actors play soccer.

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The plastic surgery industry seems to neglect the market for middle aged dangling balls

Seems like low hanging fruit.

My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets have been going through the roof.

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The porn industry should really invest more to virgin porn

I believe there is alot of untapped potential there.

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Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry...

And they've done it single-handedly!

The cheese industry is led by an illusive, secret cabal

They're called the Hallouminati

My parents were in the iron and steel industry...

My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.

I applied for a job in the adult industry once

But I couldn't find a good position.

Do you know why the ketchup industry is thriving in Germany this year?

Heinz' zeit is 2020

What is the Israeli film industry called?

Is-reel.

If you want a job in the moisturizer industry

The best advice I can give is to apply daily

Millenials are Killing the Coat Hanger Industry

more than half of them support legal abortions.

How can I invest in the Mexican airline industry?

Call me crazy but once this wall goes up I’ve got a gut-feeling I think that’s one industry that will really be taking off.

For 2020 reddit is committing to being the most environmentally friendly company in the tech industry.

They are committing to 100% recycled content.

So batman's son got into the rap industry

.. They call him Lil' Wayne

I recently started a recruitment agency that only deals with the underground mining industry.

It's called, Staff It Where The Sun Don't Shine.

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I'm gonna start a secret porn industry and call it..

"the Illuminaughty"

TIL about a ground breaking invention that's shaking the construction industry

It's called the jackhammer

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During this crisis, the government is trying to find a way to help the sex worker industry.

The only problem is that they can't work out what to name the help without using the words *relief*, *stimulus* or *package*

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If a lawyer is defending the porn industry in court...

...are they doing pro boner legal work?

Why is success in the shaving industry so difficult?

Razor thin margins.

The artist named “Feat” has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.

Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breakin...

Really sad news from the entertainment industry.

Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday.

Donald Trump announced plans to stop subsidizing the corn industry

He's making America grain again.

Have you heard about the airplane industry?

Its really taking off and reaching new heights.

We need to get into the fertilizer industry...

I hear business is booming.

What is the most abused substance in the water industry?

Plumber's crack.

What do you call a Israeli Man that works in the Beer making industry?

Hebrew

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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