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which snack food ruined the silent film industry?

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Takis!

My uncle is always bragging about his son, who works in the brass industry.

He’s my CuZn

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An American and Japanese engineer meet at an industry conference.

During an industry conference an American Engineer and a Japanese Engineer are assigned the same hotel room. After a few drinks they become competitive and place a bet. Whoever can build the best paper boat would have their tab covered by the other.

They both ask for a piece of paper and make...

I just read a book about the timber industry. The beginning of the book was much more positive than the rest of it.

It was the prologue.

I want to go into the cannabis industry with a buddy.

We’ll start a joint venture.

The gynocologist turned mechanic...

After 20 years in the industry, a gynecologist decides he wants to try something new, so he takes some classes on automotive work. After completing the final, which consisted of a written test and a practical, he asked his instructor how he did.

"Well, you earned 150 points out of 100." The I...

This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

Why are women in the Postal service….

When it’s such a mail dominated industry.

Why is lipstick losing market share in the makeup industry?

Because we live in a mask era.

Lesson

A pastor was giving the children's message during church.

For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church.

On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson on indust...

I feel terrible for women who work for the USPS or other postal services....

It's such a mail-dominated industry

When my girlfriend’s father asked me what I do for a living, I was embarrassed to say that I work at McDonald’s, so instead, I said …

"I handle transactions for a multi-billion-dollar company and industry on a daily basis
and help provide around $2 billion to the US economy each year"

Every Friday is bad joke Friday on the conference roll call at the IT company I work for. Began writing jokes related to the industry.

Found and modified joke: ***first friend says to second friend “have you heard about that contest at the local shooting range where you have to get the highest target score while standing on a tight rope that is moving up and down. Only network engineers are allowed to enter.“ The second friend asks...

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I don't remember much about the films I made working in the Japanese porn industry

It was all a blur.

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A lawyer serves the porn industry

He only works pro-boner.

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The world fossil fuel industry was shocked by the scandalous public exposure of LITERAL underground "swingers parties". The scandal allegedly involves numerous lustful Coal Union members including prospectors, colliers, dredgers, excavators, and sappers...

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Hollywood is such a fake industry

Just a bunch of paid actors

In Soviet Russia, the government regulates the pharmaceutical industry.

In America, the pharmaceutical industry regulates the government.

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Guy goes to his doctor complaining of ongoing pain in his elbow.

The doc hands him a cup and instructs his patient to go home and pee in the cup as soon as he wakes up and before he does anything else. The patient looks doubtful and says he can't be serious, and that there's no way he can diagnose his issue just by peeing in a cup. Doc says it is a new method tha...

What do you have if you are unable to remove a paperweight from your pile of timber industry investment certificates?

A stuck stack of stick stocks.

Canada could have had it all: American industry, British Culture, and French Cuisine.

Instead, they got: French Industry, American culture, and British cuisine

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

I had to leave the granite industry

It was counter productive

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What do you call a secret cabal of strippers who surreptitiously control the adult entertainment industry?

The Illumi-naughty

The joke industry has been hit particularly hard by Covid

Nobody has walked into a bar in months.

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What do you call a fat European knight who works in the porn industry?

Sir Cum France

Did you hear about the expose on the ammunition industry?

Yeah, it won a Bulletzer prize and everything!

How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that's plaguing the donut industry?

Cut out the middle, man.

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

Why are do many audiophiles work in the canning industry?

Because they can tuna fish.

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There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a cock like mine.

Camera man, light and sound technician, make up artist, or even production manager.

I just found out The Spice Girls were paid off by the tobacco industry to hide subliminal pro-smoking messages in their songs.

I couldn’t believe it, so I put on one of their records, and it made me really really really want a cig or cigar.

What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry?

Popcorn.

I really like my new job in the vacuum industry

There's no pressure.

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Working the club circuit

A comedian is working his way up the ranks in the industry. He travels around working small venues for minimal pay, hoping to get noticed and hit it big.

On a seemingly regular Wednesday night at the Laughter House in Bloomington, WI he sets up for a gig that might end up changing his life....

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The porn industry introduces its own virtual currency.

Clitcoin.

People used to put a lot of trust in the ship making industry...

But then the unsinkable happened

What is the busiest industry in the World?

Funeral Directors.

And they say it's a dying trade?

My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had

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Each president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways [NSFW]

During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.

During the Bush years, the demand for "dumb blonde" types hit an all time high.

During Obama's presidency, the interracial genre took off.

And recently, incest porn has become really popular.

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What does Disney and the porn industry have in common?

They both hire adults that look like teenagers.

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During this crisis, the government is trying to find a way to help the sex worker industry.

The only problem is that they can't work out what to name the help without using the words *relief*, *stimulus* or *package*

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The plastic surgery industry seems to neglect the market for middle aged dangling balls

Seems like low hanging fruit.

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If Microsoft made cars.

Disclaimer: This Joke was made in the 1990's in response to comments that if the automobile industry kept pace with Silicone Valley cars would be much more advanced. The origin is the Mid 1990's
However at close retrospect some of this now happens.





At a computer expo (...

How does the pandemic affect the rental car industry?

It Hertz.

For 2020 reddit is committing to being the most environmentally friendly company in the tech industry.

They are committing to 100% recycled content.

I heard they want to subvert the culture of the mining industry by phasing out the word 'mine'

They want to call it an ore well.

As an employee in the health care industry, I make it a point to keep up with all the latest medical news. Just the other day I read about a man who had the entire left side of his body amputated.

After that, he was alright.

I invented a device to disrupt the watchmaking industry. I emailed a proposition to a French watchmaker. Their response?

Seiko Killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est?

The crematorium industry is super competitive

You gotta urn your keep

The artist named “Feat” has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.

Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breakin...

Diving is a dangerous industry.

It should be regulated.

What do you call lawyers for the guacamole industry?

Advocateos

There are two rules to remember in the entertainment industry.

The first is to always leave the audience wanting more. And the second

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We should show more appreciation to the men working in the porn industry

They all work hard

How A/C was invented

The four Goldberg brothers - Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell - invent vehicle air conditioning. But they have a hard time marketing it.

Well, on one 97-degree Detroit summer day, the four brothers walk into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talk his secretary into telling him that four...

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I think I'd do well in the porn industry

I'm an incredibly hard worker

God and the devil chat about music

The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human...

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This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s...

What are the people involved in the beef industry called?

Steak-holders.

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How is the porn industry different from every other career?

It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early.

I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

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The comedy industry is ridiculously sexist.

Zach Galifinakis can tell a joke to a full theatre and the audience would love it. If Amy Schumer told the same joke a week later in the same theatre to the same audience, she'd be accused of stealing material

I recently started a recruitment agency that only deals with the underground mining industry.

It's called, Staff It Where The Sun Don't Shine.

How do you make a small fortune in the rocket industry?

By using a trampoline.

Why does America have the best movie industry in the world?

In the rest of the world, all the best actors play soccer.

My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets have been going through the roof.

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I failed to get into the male pornstar industry

Apparently I have shortcomings

Do you know why the ketchup industry is thriving in Germany this year?

Heinz' zeit is 2020

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What would your thoughts be if your significant other wanted to work in the adult industry?

I would like to see her try to make a living out of having sex two times a year.

The mining industry wants to put out a radio advert to help with recruitment. They hire a jingle writer, and he asks them what key he should write it in.

They said: "B minor".

I'm well known for making my fortune in the mattress industry

It's why they call me "Bed Company", and I can't deny.

Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring

Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The att...

My dad won the industry award for best surgical oncologist.

They said his mastectomy work was breastaking.

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One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched.

They've gotten me through some hard times.

Why is calcium vital in the brass instrument manufacturing industry?

Because calcium helps build trombones

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Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry...

And they've done it single-handedly!

what do you get when you combine role playing and the hotel industry?

Air D&D

Did you hear about the growing origami industry?

Their business is in-CREASING!

What do you call a Israeli Man that works in the Beer making industry?

Hebrew

The cheese industry is led by an illusive, secret cabal

They're called the Hallouminati

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The porn industry should really invest more to virgin porn

I believe there is alot of untapped potential there.

The frisbee industry will probably die one day...

...but boomerangs, those will always make a comeback.

The con artist industry must not be doing well.

They’re always asking for money

More bad news for the coal industry

Hundreds of minors out of work since the arrest of Jeffery Epstein.

I applied for a job in the adult industry once

But I couldn't find a good position.

Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry

After all

In space no one can hear you scream

Never Invest in the Velcro industry.

Its a complete ripoff

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I heard a rumor about the fertilizer industry.

Apparently, it's a very shitty buisness.

Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry...

..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.

My parents were in the iron and steel industry...

My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.

A very cheap widow goes to a newspaper industry to write a eulogy for her late husband

"Alright," says the newspaper guy. "I'm sorry for your loss. It'll be one dollar per word."

The widow clutches her heart in shock, then says, "Fine. 'Husband died'."

"Sorry, ma'am, but the eulogy has to be a minimum of five words."

The woman sighs in exasperation and replies, "F...

My daughter's got an interview for a job working in the adult entertainment industry today…

I hope she blows it…

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A local expert from the food industry goes on a knowledge exchange trip to Japan

He is visiting a fully automated factory for salami. There is a japanese personnel from the factory that leads the tour and shows how from one end they put a pig and from the other end of the factory a salami comes out. The local guy tries to be smart asking:

\- And is it possible the other w...

TIL about a ground breaking invention that's shaking the construction industry

It's called the jackhammer

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Karl Marx had a lesser known brother in the scat porn industry. His name?

Skid Marx.

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I'm gonna start a secret porn industry and call it..

"the Illuminaughty"

I killed the glove industry

With my bare hands

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A young man worked in the porn industry to pay his way through dental hygienist school.

A young man worked in the porn industry to pay his way through dental hygienist school. After graduating he took a job in a dentist office. One day a familiar looking woman arrived for a cleaning. Upon examination, he couldn’t help but notice her extremely white teeth. Suddenly he realized how h...

How can I invest in the Mexican airline industry?

Call me crazy but once this wall goes up I’ve got a gut-feeling I think that’s one industry that will really be taking off.

If you want a job in thr moisturizer industry, the best advice i can give you is...

To apply daily.

I tried to invest in the gravy industry

But there wasn't much stock in it.

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If a lawyer is defending the porn industry in court...

...are they doing pro boner legal work?

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.

Now that Marijuana is legal in Canada, I decided to get job in the industry.

So far it's a pretty kushy place to work.

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