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This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

Canada could have had it all: American industry, British Culture, and French Cuisine.

Instead, they got: French Industry, American culture, and British cuisine
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A man working a 9-5 office job starts feeling worthless and decides to make a career change into the adult film industry

He starts off with vanilla stuff and builds up his self-esteem. He then decides to go for the more fetishized stuff and gets cast making incest films as the role of step-dad.

He wakes up one day and realizes how happy he's become since he started coming into his own.

It's crazy that the service industry expects 25% tips.

At that point, they should just call it intercourse.

The paper industry is dying.

It is getting beat by the scissors industry.

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What does Disney and the porn industry have in common?

They both hire adults that look like teenagers.

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There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine.

Camera man, light and sound technician.

I can't have a meaningful conversation with anyone in the fashion industry...

They're all so clothes-minded...

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How is the porn industry different from every other career?

It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early.

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An American and Japanese engineer meet at an industry conference.

During an industry conference an American Engineer and a Japanese Engineer are assigned the same hotel room. After a few drinks they become competitive and place a bet. Whoever can build the best paper boat would have their tab covered by the other.

They both ask for a piece of paper and make...

My uncle is always bragging about his son, who works in the brass industry.

He’s my CuZn

which snack food ruined the silent film industry?

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Takis!

I want to go into the cannabis industry with a buddy.

We’ll start a joint venture.

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Each president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways [NSFW]

During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.

During the Bush years, the demand for "dumb blonde" types hit an all time high.

During Obama's presidency, the interracial genre took off.

And recently, incest porn has become really popular.

I just read a book about the timber industry. The beginning of the book was much more positive than the rest of it.

It was the prologue.

Why is lipstick losing market share in the makeup industry?

Because we live in a mask era.

The joke industry has been hit particularly hard by Covid

Nobody has walked into a bar in months.

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I don't remember much about the films I made working in the Japanese porn industry

It was all a blur.

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A lawyer serves the porn industry

He only works pro-boner.

Hollywood is such a fake industry

Just a bunch of paid actors

In Soviet Russia, the government regulates the pharmaceutical industry.

In America, the pharmaceutical industry regulates the government.

What do you have if you are unable to remove a paperweight from your pile of timber industry investment certificates?

A stuck stack of stick stocks.

I had to leave the granite industry

It was counter productive

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

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The world fossil fuel industry was shocked by the scandalous public exposure of LITERAL underground "swingers parties". The scandal allegedly involves numerous lustful Coal Union members including prospectors, colliers, dredgers, excavators, and sappers...

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The methane released as a product of the dairy industry is kinda sus

That's what I'd call a moo gas

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What do you call a secret cabal of strippers who surreptitiously control the adult entertainment industry?

The Illumi-naughty

What is the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your computer and accesses all your data. The other is an industry standard.

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What do you call a fat European knight who works in the porn industry?

Sir Cum France

Did you hear about the expose on the ammunition industry?

Yeah, it won a Bulletzer prize and everything!

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This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s...

How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that's plaguing the donut industry?

Cut out the middle, man.

Why are do many audiophiles work in the canning industry?

Because they can tuna fish.

I just found out The Spice Girls were paid off by the tobacco industry to hide subliminal pro-smoking messages in their songs.

I couldn’t believe it, so I put on one of their records, and it made me really really really want a cig or cigar.

What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry?

Popcorn.

I really like my new job in the vacuum industry

There's no pressure.

What is the busiest industry in the World?

Funeral Directors.

And they say it's a dying trade?

People used to put a lot of trust in the ship making industry...

But then the unsinkable happened

There are two rules to remember in the entertainment industry.

The first is to always leave the audience wanting more. And the second

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The porn industry introduces its own virtual currency.

Clitcoin.

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this pa...

My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had

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During this crisis, the government is trying to find a way to help the sex worker industry.

The only problem is that they can't work out what to name the help without using the words *relief*, *stimulus* or *package*

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The plastic surgery industry seems to neglect the market for middle aged dangling balls

Seems like low hanging fruit.

As an employee in the health care industry, I make it a point to keep up with all the latest medical news. Just the other day I read about a man who had the entire left side of his body amputated.

After that, he was alright.

Diving is a dangerous industry.

It should be regulated.

The crematorium industry is super competitive

You gotta urn your keep

For 2020 reddit is committing to being the most environmentally friendly company in the tech industry.

They are committing to 100% recycled content.

What do you call lawyers for the guacamole industry?

Advocateos

I heard they want to subvert the culture of the mining industry by phasing out the word 'mine'

They want to call it an ore well.

How does the pandemic affect the rental car industry?

It Hertz.

I've invested all my money into the honey industry.

Hope it goes well, cause I don't have a plan B.

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The comedy industry is ridiculously sexist.

Zach Galifinakis can tell a joke to a full theatre and the audience would love it. If Amy Schumer told the same joke a week later in the same theatre to the same audience, she'd be accused of stealing material

What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?

Dill Dough.

I invented a device to disrupt the watchmaking industry. I emailed a proposition to a French watchmaker. Their response?

Seiko Killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est?

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I got turned down from my job interview for coming half an hour early

The porn industry can go fuck themselves for all I care.

The artist named “Feat” has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.

Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breakin...

What are the people involved in the beef industry called?

Steak-holders.

My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets have been going through the roof.

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I think I'd do well in the porn industry

I'm an incredibly hard worker

How do you make a small fortune in the rocket industry?

By using a trampoline.

Do you know why the ketchup industry is thriving in Germany this year?

Heinz' zeit is 2020

I recently started a recruitment agency that only deals with the underground mining industry.

It's called, Staff It Where The Sun Don't Shine.

I'm well known for making my fortune in the mattress industry

It's why they call me "Bed Company", and I can't deny.

I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

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I failed to get into the male pornstar industry

Apparently I have shortcomings

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One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched.

They've gotten me through some hard times.

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What would your thoughts be if your significant other wanted to work in the adult industry?

I would like to see her try to make a living out of having sex two times a year.

The mining industry wants to put out a radio advert to help with recruitment. They hire a jingle writer, and he asks them what key he should write it in.

They said: "B minor".

Why does America have the best movie industry in the world?

In the rest of the world, all the best actors play soccer.

I killed the glove industry

With my bare hands

My dad won the industry award for best surgical oncologist.

They said his mastectomy work was breastaking.

what do you get when you combine role playing and the hotel industry?

Air D&D

Why is calcium vital in the brass instrument manufacturing industry?

Because calcium helps build trombones

What do you call a Israeli Man that works in the Beer making industry?

Hebrew

More bad news for the coal industry

Hundreds of minors out of work since the arrest of Jeffery Epstein.

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The porn industry should really invest more to virgin porn

I believe there is alot of untapped potential there.

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Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry...

And they've done it single-handedly!

The frisbee industry will probably die one day...

...but boomerangs, those will always make a comeback.

The cheese industry is led by an illusive, secret cabal

They're called the Hallouminati

Did you hear about the growing origami industry?

Their business is in-CREASING!

I applied for a job in the adult industry once

But I couldn't find a good position.

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A local expert from the food industry goes on a knowledge exchange trip to Japan

He is visiting a fully automated factory for salami. There is a japanese personnel from the factory that leads the tour and shows how from one end they put a pig and from the other end of the factory a salami comes out. The local guy tries to be smart asking:

\- And is it possible the other w...

Never Invest in the Velcro industry.

Its a complete ripoff

I tried to invest in the gravy industry

But there wasn't much stock in it.

A very cheap widow goes to a newspaper industry to write a eulogy for her late husband

"Alright," says the newspaper guy. "I'm sorry for your loss. It'll be one dollar per word."

The widow clutches her heart in shock, then says, "Fine. 'Husband died'."

"Sorry, ma'am, but the eulogy has to be a minimum of five words."

The woman sighs in exasperation and replies, "F...

TIL about a ground breaking invention that's shaking the construction industry

It's called the jackhammer

Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry

After all

In space no one can hear you scream

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I heard a rumor about the fertilizer industry.

Apparently, it's a very shitty buisness.

Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry...

..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.

My parents were in the iron and steel industry...

My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.

Worker- Can I get a raise? Boss- Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment.

Worker- I don't get it !

Boss- That's right.

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I'm gonna start a secret porn industry and call it..

"the Illuminaughty"

If you want a job in thr moisturizer industry, the best advice i can give you is...

To apply daily.

My daughter's got an interview for a job working in the adult entertainment industry today…

I hope she blows it…

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If a lawyer is defending the porn industry in court...

...are they doing pro boner legal work?

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A young man worked in the porn industry to pay his way through dental hygienist school.

A young man worked in the porn industry to pay his way through dental hygienist school. After graduating he took a job in a dentist office. One day a familiar looking woman arrived for a cleaning. Upon examination, he couldn’t help but notice her extremely white teeth. Suddenly he realized how h...

Now that Marijuana is legal in Canada, I decided to get job in the industry.

So far it's a pretty kushy place to work.

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People always dismiss the porn industry...

Work is fucking hard.

How can I invest in the Mexican airline industry?

Call me crazy but once this wall goes up I’ve got a gut-feeling I think that’s one industry that will really be taking off.

I have worked in a restaurant and within the tech industry...

The biggest difference is the meaning of the phrase "My server just went down on me."

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I used to work in a recording studio. My boss always told me the three biggest lies in the music industry are ......

1: The check's in the mail.
2: We can fix it in post.
3: Don't worry, I won't cum in your mouth.

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