This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

The methane released as a product of the dairy industry is kinda sus

That's what I'd call a moo gas

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

Why are do many audiophiles work in the canning industry?

Because they can tuna fish.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.

Did you hear about the expose on the ammunition industry?

Yeah, it won a Bulletzer prize and everything!

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The porn industry is one step away from incest

“Step”

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What do you call a fat European knight who works in the porn industry?

Sir Cum France

I just found out The Spice Girls were paid off by the tobacco industry to hide subliminal pro-smoking messages in their songs.

I couldn’t believe it, so I put on one of their records, and it made me really really really want a cig or cigar.

I had to leave the granite industry

It was counter productive

How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that's plaguing the donut industry?

Cut out the middle, man.

An anti-vaxxer got a call from the Doctor.

The doctor said "Your test results are in and I'm afraid it's not good news."

"Nonsense," replied the anti-vaxxer. "I don't trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope."
...

Canada could have had it all: American industry, British Culture, and French Cuisine.

Instead, they got: French Industry, American culture, and British cuisine

The joke industry has been hit particularly hard by Covid

Nobody has walked into a bar in months.

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If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...



This is an old joke and sadly some of this has come to pass.



If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology li...

After years of working his way up through the Dove Soap Company, Jedidiah Kermin was finally promoted to CEO.

Jeb was ecstatic and ready to lead the company into a new golden age of soap making. He was determined to shake up the industry and leave a true legacy for himself. So he went to product development and told them that what Dove needed was to make a soap that could clean people faster than any other ...

I really like my new job in the vacuum industry

There's no pressure.

People used to put a lot of trust in the ship making industry...

But then the unsinkable happened

My Daughter In Law

She’s a manager at a post office. I threw her a party for getting promoted in a mail dominated industry.

What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry?

Popcorn.

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The porn industry introduces its own virtual currency.

Clitcoin.

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The plastic surgery industry seems to neglect the market for middle aged dangling balls

Seems like low hanging fruit.

My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had

I heard they want to subvert the culture of the mining industry by phasing out the word 'mine'

They want to call it an ore well.

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A construction company builds a 5 stories apartment building but with no bathroom

A reporter asks the contractor:

"Why didn't you build any bathroom in the building?"

The contractor replies:
"The first floor is a kindergarten, they go potty so no need for a bathroom"

"The second floor is for high ranking officials, they've got people to wipe their ass fo...

The crematorium industry is super competitive

You gotta urn your keep

What is the busiest industry in the World?

Funeral Directors.

And they say it's a dying trade?

NSFW Advice For Aspiring Male Genital Models

Don't do it if you have other options. The whole industry is just pretty nuts.

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

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There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a cock like mine.

Camera man, light and sound technician, make up artist, or even production manager.

What's the fastest way to become a millionaire?

Be a billionaire and start an airline.





^((airlines is one of the riskiest business industry))

How does the pandemic affect the rental car industry?

It Hertz.

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This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s...

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During this crisis, the government is trying to find a way to help the sex worker industry.

The only problem is that they can't work out what to name the help without using the words *relief*, *stimulus* or *package*

The artist named “Feat” has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.

Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breakin...

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Getting shafted is terrible.

Unless you work in the porn industry.

Why is lipstick losing market share in the makeup industry?

Because we live in a mask era.

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Mildly Penis Joke

What do you call an agricultural worker who couldn't hack it in the entertainment industry?

A grower, not a shower!

What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?

Dill Dough.

For 2020 reddit is committing to being the most environmentally friendly company in the tech industry.

They are committing to 100% recycled content.

I've invested all my money into the honey industry.

Hope it goes well, cause I don't have a plan B.

I recently started a recruitment agency that only deals with the underground mining industry.

It's called, Staff It Where The Sun Don't Shine.

I invented a device to disrupt the watchmaking industry. I emailed a proposition to a French watchmaker. Their response?

Seiko Killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est?

What are the people involved in the beef industry called?

Steak-holders.

Do you know why the ketchup industry is thriving in Germany this year?

Heinz' zeit is 2020

I'm well known for making my fortune in the mattress industry

It's why they call me "Bed Company", and I can't deny.

As an employee in the health care industry, I make it a point to keep up with all the latest medical news. Just the other day I read about a man who had the entire left side of his body amputated.

After that, he was alright.

Diving is a dangerous industry.

It should be regulated.

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I think I'd do well in the porn industry

I'm an incredibly hard worker

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Each president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways [NSFW]

During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.

During the Bush years, the demand for "dumb blonde" types hit an all time high.

During Obama's presidency, the interracial genre took off.

And recently, incest porn has become really popular.

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I failed to get into the male pornstar industry

Apparently I have shortcomings

I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.

He mined his own business.

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What would your thoughts be if your significant other wanted to work in the adult industry?

I would like to see her try to make a living out of having sex two times a year.

what do you get when you combine role playing and the hotel industry?

Air D&D

The mining industry wants to put out a radio advert to help with recruitment. They hire a jingle writer, and he asks them what key he should write it in.

They said: "B minor".

My dad won the industry award for best surgical oncologist.

They said his mastectomy work was breastaking.

There are two rules to remember in the entertainment industry.

The first is to always leave the audience wanting more. And the second

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What does Disney and the porn industry have in common?

They both hire adults that look like teenagers.

Why is calcium vital in the brass instrument manufacturing industry?

Because calcium helps build trombones

How many Republican does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve to investigate Obama’s involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry and 51 to pass a tax credit for lightbulb changes.

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the gents when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal...

What do you call a Israeli Man that works in the Beer making industry?

Hebrew

I killed the glove industry

With my bare hands

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The porn industry should really invest more to virgin porn

I believe there is alot of untapped potential there.

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It's crazy how sexist the postal service is.

I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.

The frisbee industry will probably die one day...

...but boomerangs, those will always make a comeback.

My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets have been going through the roof.

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What is the Hip-hop industry's favourite sex toy?

Beads by Dre.

More bad news for the coal industry

Hundreds of minors out of work since the arrest of Jeffery Epstein.

Why does America have the best movie industry in the world?

In the rest of the world, all the best actors play soccer.

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The comedy industry is ridiculously sexist.

Zach Galifinakis can tell a joke to a full theatre and the audience would love it. If Amy Schumer told the same joke a week later in the same theatre to the same audience, she'd be accused of stealing material

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Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry...

And they've done it single-handedly!

The cheese industry is led by an illusive, secret cabal

They're called the Hallouminati

Did you hear about the growing origami industry?

Their business is in-CREASING!

I applied for a job in the adult industry once

But I couldn't find a good position.

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A local expert from the food industry goes on a knowledge exchange trip to Japan

He is visiting a fully automated factory for salami. There is a japanese personnel from the factory that leads the tour and shows how from one end they put a pig and from the other end of the factory a salami comes out. The local guy tries to be smart asking:

\- And is it possible the other w...

A very cheap widow goes to a newspaper industry to write a eulogy for her late husband

"Alright," says the newspaper guy. "I'm sorry for your loss. It'll be one dollar per word."

The widow clutches her heart in shock, then says, "Fine. 'Husband died'."

"Sorry, ma'am, but the eulogy has to be a minimum of five words."

The woman sighs in exasperation and replies, "F...

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I got turned down from my job interview for coming half an hour early

The porn industry can go fuck themselves for all I care.

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How is the porn industry different from every other career?

It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early.

Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry

After all

In space no one can hear you scream

TIL about a ground breaking invention that's shaking the construction industry

It's called the jackhammer

Never Invest in the Velcro industry.

Its a complete ripoff

I tried to invest in the gravy industry

But there wasn't much stock in it.

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I heard a rumor about the fertilizer industry.

Apparently, it's a very shitty buisness.

If you want a job in thr moisturizer industry, the best advice i can give you is...

To apply daily.

Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry...

..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.

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Karl Marx had a lesser known brother in the scat porn industry. His name?

Skid Marx.

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One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched.

They've gotten me through some hard times.

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I'm gonna start a secret porn industry and call it..

"the Illuminaughty"

Now that Marijuana is legal in Canada, I decided to get job in the industry.

So far it's a pretty kushy place to work.

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If a lawyer is defending the porn industry in court...

...are they doing pro boner legal work?

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A young man worked in the porn industry to pay his way through dental hygienist school.

A young man worked in the porn industry to pay his way through dental hygienist school. After graduating he took a job in a dentist office. One day a familiar looking woman arrived for a cleaning. Upon examination, he couldn’t help but notice her extremely white teeth. Suddenly he realized how h...

The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change

In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow.

My daughter's got an interview for a job working in the adult entertainment industry today…

I hope she blows it…

Worker- Can I get a raise? Boss- Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment.

Worker- I don't get it !

Boss- That's right.

A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishme

...are debating philosophy. The question arises over the course of their debates: what separates man from the animals?


"Technology," says the German. "Other creatures have tools, yet none can match the heights of engineering we have accomplished. It is our industry that separates us fro...

I have worked in a restaurant and within the tech industry...

The biggest difference is the meaning of the phrase "My server just went down on me."

My parents were in the iron and steel industry...

My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.

How can I invest in the Mexican airline industry?

Call me crazy but once this wall goes up I’ve got a gut-feeling I think that’s one industry that will really be taking off.

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People always dismiss the porn industry...

Work is fucking hard.

Why is success in the shaving industry so difficult?

Razor thin margins.

Piracy is killing the music industry

I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?

I’ve just spent my life savings on a cannabis farm.

The estate agent assured me it’s a growth industry.

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