Now that Facebook changed their name to Meta, FAANG is not longer a valid abbreviation of the biggest 5 tech companies.
I'd like to suggest MANGA
I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world!
The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
Why did the guy who can't spell very well get excited when he read about the new law that was passed allowing increased grain exports from women-owned companies?
Because they were barley legal.
I told my boss that he needs to raise my salary because two companies are after me.
Boss: "What companies are those?"
Me: "The electricity company and the water company."
Johnson & Johnson has announced it will split into 2 different companies
The names of the new companies will be Johnson and Johnson
Four CEO's having a Meeting!
Four CEO's of beer companies are having a Meeting and they decide to get drunk.
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller lite. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors light. The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The three CEO's then ask him..
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I am sick and tired of companies advertising lies to sell their products
My father said this after watching Condom Advertisement.
After many years of fighting crime as batman
Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.
All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the ...
What do IT companies and cannabis dispensaries have in common?
They both regularly perform strain tests.
Due to it being a month before Christmas Santa's main two suppliers are busy at work producing toys.
The two companies, one ran by Himish (Him for short) and one ran by Ep, constantly competed for who had the most efficient elves, and who had the strongest tein breeds (a species of very buff...
The Harvard Bridge in Boston that runs to MIT is measured in "smoots," after a 1958 fraternity prank where freshman Oliver Smoot was used as a device to measure the bridge.
There are various humorous side stories, such as:
1. when the bridge was rehabbed in the 1980s, the sidewalks wer...
A boss and his employee are discussing the testing of their products
Employee : we have got to stop testing our products on animals
Boss : oh yeah ? Other companies do it all the time , so why shouldn't we ?
Employee : yeah that's good and all but we make hammers
In 1974, Volkswagen introduced the Golf to Europe as a small car with a trunk large enough to stuff your golf clubs…
American companies would follow the success of this model, with Ford soon releasing the “Escort” in 1980.
*still working on this one
Four beer execs
Four leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Miller and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda.
Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks? Nah Guinness repl...