I’m pleased to announce reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world.

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content.

I just don’t know how shoe companies stay in business

Although, it probably helps being the sole supplier

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise....

My boss asked “what companies? “

Gas, water and electricity.

What do Snack companies and Hiking Stores have in common?

They both sell you air.

Did you hear cheese companies stopped packaging pre shredded cheese in the USA?

We need to Make America Grate Again

Osama Bin Laden is still alive, and the President has to decide which company has to chase him down.

The candidate companies are FBI, KGB and Italian Police. To pass the selection, the best agent of each company has to complete three challanges: in the first room he'll have to take down a Karate master, to prove his strength in combat; in the second room he'll have to comb a lion, to prove his stea...

What do edgy teenagers and energy companies have in common?

They both want more Jules.

The CEOs of four beer companies are having a meeting and decide to place an order. (Not the ending you'd expect)

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guinness orders coke.

The three CEOs then ask him, why aren't you ordering a Guinness?

He replies: "If you guys aren't drinking beer then I might as well s...

Why do fence repair companies get bad ratings on Reddit?

Because they're only doing reposts.

I'm going to make 2 companies. Competing with Microsoft will be Megahard. Competing with The North Face will be The South End.

Now to make the logos...

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What’s the difference between prostitutes and insurance companies?

Insurance companies can fuck you much harder.

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The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize menstruation. Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...

...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly masturbating in the bathroom.

TIL that the majority of car companies make cell phones,

Except for Dodge, they just make Chargers.

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