A sales representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
“No, thanks" says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once, but I didn't like it".
The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for a round of drinks.
"No, thanks" the plant manager replies. "You know, I tried alcohol on...
In a certain country, there are specialized manufacturing villages
There are shoes village, candy village, light bulb village... Deeper in the mountains there are villages that even produce things like air conditioners or TVs. But the most rural one is the remote village.
I just lost my job manufacturing children’s playground aparatus
This industry is all swings and roundabouts
A detective goes to a metal manufacturing plant...
He is there to investigate the death of a factory owner. The man was an esteemed author and visionary, who unfortunately was crushed to death in his factory. The detective approaches a worker for information.
“What was the product of this facility?”
“The owner loved words, and was obs...
I used to work for a submarine manufacturing company.
Unfortunately, it went under
My grandfather made a fortune manufacturing kitchen appliances
He was a fridge magnate.
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China's manufacturing has halted but at least they can keep making...
Kraft is planning on building a manufacturing plant in the Middle East.
They will call it "Cheeses of Nazareth".
A man working at a coffee manufacturing plant slips and falls into a vat of boiling hot coffee.
Friend: I can only imagine it was a slow death. Wife: no. It was instant.
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I had to take a job manufacturing double-ended dildos...
I'm just trying to make ends meet.
Why is calcium vital in the brass instrument manufacturing industry?
Because calcium helps build trombones
Why Germans are so good at car engine manufacturing?
Because they have a lot of experience on combustion chambers
A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed.
He could make them quiver when he delivered.
Apple is planning on getting into the electric car manufacturing business.
Only when their cars are finally out in the market for sale, it will be fully autonomous. The steering wheel is optional. It will be sold separately for $5,000.
Today I was asked about my job manufacturing nuts and bolts
I told them it was quite riveting
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USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.
This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.
I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business.
My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied "remains to be seen".
What do you call a pleasing manufacturing warehouse?
My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys
I have to make every second Count
The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War.
These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.
It's because they are Palindrones.
Manufacturer closes before Christmas
The town manufacturer moved their operations to another country, to pay lower wages. The people who worked in the town, lost their jobs and were suddenly thrust into poverty.
An entrepreneur heard about this situation. Joseph P Klanta was operating several manufacturing operations. His s...
So the Pope is having a conversation with Aliens from Mars.
Pope: "Do you know Jesus?"
Alien: "Oh, Jesus. Great guy. He comes to our planet twice every year."
Pope: "Every year?! It's about two millennia and we're still waiting for his second coming."
Alien: "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate."
Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?
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What do you call a pansexual named Nick who works in CD manufacturing?
Pan Nick at the Disc Co.
How will Trump add yuge amounts of manufacturing jobs?
He will build alternative fact-tories
I recently had to sell my calculator manufacturing business.
The numbers just weren't adding up.
Despite Trump's recent push to bring manufacturing jobs to the U,S., where are most of his Signature Series ties made?
If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...
Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive...
Donald Trump, 2012.
I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think