I just lost my job manufacturing children’s playground aparatus

This industry is all swings and roundabouts

A detective goes to a metal manufacturing plant...

He is there to investigate the death of a factory owner. The man was an esteemed author and visionary, who unfortunately was crushed to death in his factory. The detective approaches a worker for information.

“What was the product of this facility?”

“The owner loved words, and was obs...

I used to work for a submarine manufacturing company.

Unfortunately, it went under

Kraft is planning on building a manufacturing plant in the Middle East.

They will call it "Cheeses of Nazareth".

Why Germans are so good at car engine manufacturing?

Because they have a lot of experience on combustion chambers

China's manufacturing has halted but at least they can keep making...

the News.

A man working at a coffee manufacturing plant slips and falls into a vat of boiling hot coffee.

Friend: I can only imagine it was a slow death.
Wife: no. It was instant.

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.


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I had to take a job manufacturing double-ended dildos...

I'm just trying to make ends meet.

I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts

Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think

A Thai family moves to China to evade poverty in Thailand

The father and son find a job in a manufacturing plant. The days are long, the work gruesome, their clothes dirty and torn. The pay is low, but just enough to provide their family with food and shelter.

A few years pass, and the son, now 20, became really skilled. He has a good relationship ...

Apple is planning on getting into the electric car manufacturing business.

Only when their cars are finally out in the market for sale, it will be fully autonomous. The steering wheel is optional. It will be sold separately for $5,000.

Why is calcium vital in the brass instrument manufacturing industry?

Because calcium helps build trombones

What do you call a pleasing manufacturing warehouse?

A satis-factory.

Today I was asked about my job manufacturing nuts and bolts

I told them it was quite riveting

Manufacturer closes before Christmas

The town manufacturer moved their operations to another country, to pay lower wages. The people who worked in the town, lost their jobs and were suddenly thrust into poverty.

An entrepreneur heard about this situation. Joseph P Klanta was operating several manufacturing operations. His s...

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What do you call a pansexual named Nick who works in CD manufacturing?

Pan Nick at the Disc Co.

The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War.

These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.

Why?

It's because they are Palindrones.

So the Pope is having a conversation with Aliens from Mars.

Pope: "Do you know Jesus?"

Alien: "Oh, Jesus. Great guy. He comes to our planet twice every year."


Pope: "Every year?! It's about two millennia and we're still waiting for his second coming."

Alien: "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate."

Pope: "Chocolate?"

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My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys

I have to make every second Count

How will Trump add yuge amounts of manufacturing jobs?

He will build alternative fact-tories

I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business.

My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied "remains to be seen".

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

I recently had to sell my calculator manufacturing business.

The numbers just weren't adding up.

If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...

Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive...

Donald Trump, 2012.

A man working at the Federal Reserve

A man working at the Federal Reserve was hired to manufacture pennies. On his first day, the supervisor walked him around the manufacturing area.

“This first machine melts down large blocks of metal. The liquid metal is then poured into a mold that makes a smaller block. That smaller block ...

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