A tourist in London was throwing bread to some ducks in a pond...
when a local woman approached him looking rather upset. She asked him how he could throw bread in the water for ducks when there were starving children in Africa? Wasn't it obvious that they could use that bread more than the ducks?
The man stood there for a short moment and responded to the ...
What's the difference between a spear and a Lance?
You can't throw a Lance.
I bought a new boomerang yesterday
I can't throw away my old one
I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic.
I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up.
My dad's favourite joke
Three men are standing at the top of the Empire State Building.
The first man turns to the other two and says: "I bet you $1000 each that you can't throw your watch off the side, and catch it before it hits the ground."
Both men look at each other, look at their cheap watches, think "t...
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