Me: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don’t understand why?

Wife: I’m pretty sure it’s to stop the male from snoring before it starts

Black Widow is just the right amount of hot.

In other words, Natasha Warm Enough.

Why do the avengers make Black Widow share her location on her phone?

To stop her from Romanoff

I’m worried I’ve become very obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately.

I think I might be a heroine addict.

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How did Captain America lose track of Black Widow at the amusement park?

She was secretly Romanoff.

Should I ever encounter a black widow with the opportunity to seduce and betray her, my final words to her would be

“For all the men that came before me”

I rolled up a newspaper to hit a black widow.

I was then removed from the funeral.

The best way to avoid getting bitten by a black widow...

...is not wearing a red tie to her Crip husband's funeral.

A Black Widow joke

Q: How do you kill a Black Widow?

A: You take away her food stamps

Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!

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Just got bit by a black widow...

People are fucking crazy.

This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.

Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...

How do you kill a black widow?

You take away her food stamps.

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