General Motors will introduce 2 new warning lights for their cars!
One to tell you that you need a new engine and the other to tell you that you need a new car.
My wife’s car has a low fuel warning light that tells her when...
...it’s time to drive my car for a couple of days
A penguin was driving when he noticed the warning light on his dashboard light up...
He limped the car to the nearest garage. The mechanic said it may take a while to fix and so to come back later.
So the penguin went out and took in the sights. Whilst he was there he decided to get an ice cream. However, only having flippers, he couldn't hold the ice cream very well and made...
Three friends die and go to heaven...
When they get to the gate saint peter says, "Hi, welcome to heaven. You're going to have a great time. We only have one rule in heaven, and that is to never, ever, no matter what, step on a duck."
"Ducks?"
"Yes, if you do, you will receive a terrible punishment. You may enter." So...
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If Microsoft made cars.
Disclaimer: This Joke was made in the 1990's in response to comments that if the automobile industry kept pace with Silicone Valley cars would be much more advanced. The origin is the Mid 1990's However at close retrospect some of this now happens.
At a computer expo (...
An IT worker got selected to be in the presidents cabinet
The administration is having trouble: issues inside and outside the office, everything is slow to get done, and a bunch of warning lights are blinking ok the presidents desk. At a press conference during his first day in office, a journalist asks him, “what do you plan on doing to fix the problems y...
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