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Warnings Jokes

Cigarette warnings should also include how dangerous it is just going to purchase a package...

My dad left 19 years ago to buy some and he still hasn't made it back.

Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

Warnings about motorcycles

Every time people find out I drive a motorcycle they always freak out and tell me about sometime someone they know got in an accident.

I don't get it.

I don't go around telling pregnant women that my dad left

What do we want? Ominous warnings! When do we want 'em?

Soon.

What do hot beverage warnings say in German?

Ouch! Tongue!

I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles

and not cautionary tails

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