Warnings Jokes - 6 Hilarious Warnings Jokes

Cigarette warnings should also include how dangerous it is just going to purchase a package...

My dad left 19 years ago to buy some and he still hasn't made it back.

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Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

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Warnings about motorcycles

Every time people find out I drive a motorcycle they always freak out and tell me about sometime someone they know got in an accident.

I don't get it.

I don't go around telling pregnant women that my dad left

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What do we want? Ominous warnings! When do we want 'em?

Soon.

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What do hot beverage warnings say in German?

Ouch! Tongue!

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I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles

and not cautionary tails

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