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Warning labels are stupid.

I bought some deodorant and it said on the can, "Avoid contact with eyes" TOO LATE, I'd already seen it

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I am over 18

My penis has a warning label...

It says "Warning! Choking hazard...small parts."

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Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label...

It says:

Warning - May contain traces of nuts.

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A man buys a pack of cigarettes, warning label on the pack says: Smoking causes impotence.

The man gives it back and says "WTF is this? Give me the one that causes lung cancer instead."

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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people

I'm just
saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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My girlfriend asked me what tattoo I think she should get...

A warning label.

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I am over 18

So I went online and bought one of these devices that enlarge your penis

The bastards sent me a magnifying glass with a warning label:

"DO NOT USE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT"

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