Warning Label Jokes - 7 Hilarious Warning Label Jokes

Warning labels are stupid.

I bought some deodorant and it said on the can, "Avoid contact with eyes" TOO LATE, I'd already seen it

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My penis has a warning label...

It says "Warning! Choking hazard...small parts."

Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label...

It says:

Warning - May contain traces of nuts.

A man buys a pack of cigarettes, warning label on the pack says: Smoking causes impotence.

The man gives it back and says "WTF is this? Give me the one that causes lung cancer instead."

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people

I'm just
saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

My girlfriend asked me what tattoo I think she should get...

A warning label.

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So I went online and bought one of these devices that enlarge your penis

The bastards sent me a magnifying glass with a warning label:

"DO NOT USE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT"

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