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What's the turnover rate for pornstars?

100%

My sister is an expert pastry-maker.

She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate.

I wouldn't get a job at that mattress store if I were you...

I heard they have a high turnover rate.

*joke brought to you by lack of sleep

My friends and I got a jobs at the local bakery recently

Half of us have been fired already. Apparently the place has a high turnover rate.

It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.

They have a high turnover rate.

You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees?

It has a high turnover rate.

Jay-Z owned a baseball team.

From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...

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