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Capitalization Jokes

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Capitalization

It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Capitalization can really change a sentence.

For example:
I love to eat candy.
I love to eat capitalization.

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I just read somewhere that capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off a horse".

Well that's embarrassing. Now everyone thinks my uncle's name is Jack.

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me :i dont like capitalization in words, it's a waste of time

Teacher:Its important for one really good reason, because it's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

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Why is capitalization important?

because using chemicals to remove polish is just an annoying thing people have to do with their nails but using chemicals to remove Polish is one of hitler's war crimes.

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If you don’t think capitalization is important

Try writing this sentence without it - I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse.

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Don't forget capital letters...

In the world of high-tech gadgetry, more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jac...

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