I tried borrowing the book 1984 but it was out of stock
Literally 1984
My homeboy Nick L. keeps borrowing money from my other homie Deion but I can't keep watching it happen...
I'm too old to watch Nick L. owe Deion.
What did Yoda say after borrowing E I E from old Macdonald?
E I E, I owe
Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from?
Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She starts borrowing your wife's clothes...
My husband keeps borrowing my kitchen utensils and using them as tools, even though he knows it makes me cross.
He says it's a whisk he's willing to take.
Chinese economist asks American Economist
The Chinese stock market experienced a drastic drop over the past 3 months. With most local economists failing to explain this phenomena, a renowned Chinese economist decided to albeit reluctantly phone up his American counterpart.
Due to the fraught ties between the two countries, the Chines...
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