Borrowing Jokes - 8 Hilarious Borrowing Jokes

I dont even know what borrowing language is...

But I'll take your word for it.

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I tried borrowing the book 1984 but it was out of stock

Literally 1984

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My homeboy Nick L. keeps borrowing money from my other homie Deion but I can't keep watching it happen...

I'm too old to watch Nick L. owe Deion.

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What did Yoda say after borrowing E I E from old Macdonald?

E I E, I owe

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Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from?

Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.

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How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?

She starts borrowing your wife's clothes...

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My husband keeps borrowing my kitchen utensils and using them as tools, even though he knows it makes me cross.

He says it's a whisk he's willing to take.

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Chinese economist asks American Economist

The Chinese stock market experienced a drastic drop over the past 3 months. With most local economists failing to explain this phenomena, a renowned Chinese economist decided to albeit reluctantly phone up his American counterpart.

Due to the fraught ties between the two countries, the Chines...

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