What do you call a group of sailors that eat turnovers?
Pie-rates
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday...
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is ...
I googled the "Pittsburg Steelers" today and it took me to allrecipes.com...
How to make a half dozen turnovers.
I am so unwitty. My teacher asked me why i didn't turnover my Speech assignment
I didn't know what to say.
The job interviewer asked me to define turnover.
I said, "That's what I do before I go to sleep."
Why did the jelly roll?
Because it saw the apple turnover!
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What's the turnover rate for pornstars?
100%
What's it called when someone from Apple gets fired?
Apple turnover
While driving to work today, I saw a huge cheesecake...
Around the next corner was a large trifle, followed by an apple turnover. There were no cars. It seemed to me the roads were strangely desserted.
I wouldn't get a job at that mattress store if I were you...
I heard they have a high turnover rate.
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Why do bakers in marijuana dispensaries have a hard time keeping their jobs?
Because of the high turnover.
Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.
As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.
My friends and I got a jobs at the local bakery recently
Half of us have been fired already. Apparently the place has a high turnover rate.
I was talking with my dad this morning in the kitchen
Me: My car is still having trouble starting. It starts but it turns over a few times before actually starting. I'm gonna have to check it out
Dad: That's not good. It'd be great in an iPhone, but not in your car
Me: ?
Dad: Well everybody loves apple turnovers
My sister is an expert pastry-maker.
She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate.
My pastry factory has been pretty successful...
So far we've had a good turnover.
Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?
They have such a high turnover rate.
Did you notice the pastry factory is always hiring?
They must have a high turnover-rate.
I've been trying to get a job on The Weather Channel forever...
But turnover is low due to their low pressure system
You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees?
It has a high turnover rate.
I want to invest in massage parlors
I've heard that their turnover rate is pretty high.
What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?
A high turnover.
It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.
They have a high turnover rate.
What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert
apple turnover
Hockey joke
Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you.
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?
They are calling it Raspberry Turnover
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