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Turnover Jokes

What do you call a group of sailors that eat turnovers?

Pie-rates

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What's the turnover rate for pornstars?

100%

The job interviewer asked me to define turnover.

I said, "That's what I do before I go to sleep."
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I am so unwitty. My teacher asked me why i didn't turnover my Speech assignment

I didn't know what to say.

What was Steve Job’s least favorite dessert?

Apple Turnover, he loved a big piece of that pie

Why did Sweeney Todd’s wife have such a hard time keeping her restaurant staffed?

Employee turnover.

Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.

As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.

I googled the "Pittsburg Steelers" today and it took me to allrecipes.com...

How to make a half dozen turnovers.

What's it called when someone from Apple gets fired?

Apple turnover

Why the Baker went out of business...

- The turnover was disappointing
- His investors all wanted a slice of the pie
- The price of yeast wouldn't stop rising
- Customers said his service staff were too tarte
- His bakery business model became stale
- He tried to get another loan but the bank manager said " there Cannoli ...

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This is an old one. RIP Pillsbury Doughboy

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was...

Bears joke

What's a Bears quarterback favorite thing to have for breakfast, Turnovers!

What are Matthew Stafford’s favorite pastries?

Turnovers

Why did the jelly roll?

Because it saw the apple turnover!

My sister is an expert pastry-maker.

She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate.

My pastry factory has been pretty successful...

So far we've had a good turnover.

I wouldn't get a job at that mattress store if I were you...

I heard they have a high turnover rate.

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While driving to work today, I saw a huge cheesecake...

Around the next corner was a large trifle, followed by an apple turnover. There were no cars. It seemed to me the roads were strangely desserted.

My friends and I got a jobs at the local bakery recently

Half of us have been fired already. Apparently the place has a high turnover rate.

Did you notice the pastry factory is always hiring?

They must have a high turnover-rate.

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.

They have a high turnover rate.

You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees?

It has a high turnover rate.

I was talking with my dad this morning in the kitchen

Me: My car is still having trouble starting. It starts but it turns over a few times before actually starting. I'm gonna have to check it out

Dad: That's not good. It'd be great in an iPhone, but not in your car

Me: ?

Dad: Well everybody loves apple turnovers

Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?

They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

Hockey joke

Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you.

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