I am so unwitty. My teacher asked me why i didn't turnover my Speech assignment

I didn't know what to say.

What's it called when someone from Apple gets fired?

Apple turnover

The job interviewer asked me to define turnover.

I said, "That's what I do before I go to sleep."

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What's the turnover rate for pornstars?

100%

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy has died...

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughb...

While driving to work today, I saw a huge cheesecake...

Around the next corner was a large trifle, followed by an apple turnover. There were no cars. It seemed to me the roads were strangely desserted.

I wouldn't get a job at that mattress store if I were you...

I heard they have a high turnover rate.

*joke brought to you by lack of sleep

My friends and I got a jobs at the local bakery recently

Half of us have been fired already. Apparently the place has a high turnover rate.

I was talking with my dad this morning in the kitchen

Me: My car is still having trouble starting. It starts but it turns over a few times before actually starting. I'm gonna have to check it out

Dad: That's not good. It'd be great in an iPhone, but not in your car

Me: ?

Dad: Well everybody loves apple turnovers

Jay-Z owned a baseball team.

From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...

Did you notice the pastry factory is always hiring?

They must have a high turnover-rate.

My sister is an expert pastry-maker.

She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate.

Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.

As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.

My pastry factory has been pretty successful...

So far we've had a good turnover.

It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.

They have a high turnover rate.

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees?

It has a high turnover rate.

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert

apple turnover

Hockey joke

Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you.

Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?

They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

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