What do you call a group of sailors that eat turnovers?
Pie-rates
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I am so unwitty. My teacher asked me why i didn't turnover my Speech assignment
I didn't know what to say.
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What was Steve Job’s least favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover, he loved a big piece of that pie
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Why did Sweeney Todd’s wife have such a hard time keeping her restaurant staffed?
Employee turnover.
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Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.
As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.
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I googled the "Pittsburg Steelers" today and it took me to allrecipes.com...
How to make a half dozen turnovers.
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What's it called when someone from Apple gets fired?
Apple turnover
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Why the Baker went out of business...
- The turnover was disappointing - His investors all wanted a slice of the pie - The price of yeast wouldn't stop rising - Customers said his service staff were too tarte - His bakery business model became stale - He tried to get another loan but the bank manager said " there Cannoli ...
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This is an old one. RIP Pillsbury Doughboy
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was...
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Bears joke
What's a Bears quarterback favorite thing to have for breakfast, Turnovers!
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What are Matthew Stafford’s favorite pastries?
Turnovers
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Why did the jelly roll?
Because it saw the apple turnover!
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My sister is an expert pastry-maker.
She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate.
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My pastry factory has been pretty successful...
So far we've had a good turnover.
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I wouldn't get a job at that mattress store if I were you...
I heard they have a high turnover rate.
*joke brought to you by lack of sleep
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While driving to work today, I saw a huge cheesecake...
Around the next corner was a large trifle, followed by an apple turnover. There were no cars. It seemed to me the roads were strangely desserted.
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My friends and I got a jobs at the local bakery recently
Half of us have been fired already. Apparently the place has a high turnover rate.
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Did you notice the pastry factory is always hiring?
They must have a high turnover-rate.
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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?
A high turnover.
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It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.
They have a high turnover rate.
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You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees?
It has a high turnover rate.
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I was talking with my dad this morning in the kitchen
Me: My car is still having trouble starting. It starts but it turns over a few times before actually starting. I'm gonna have to check it out
Dad: That's not good. It'd be great in an iPhone, but not in your car
Me: ?
Dad: Well everybody loves apple turnovers
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Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?
They are calling it Raspberry Turnover
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Hockey joke
Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you.
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