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How do you make an apple turnover?

You flip it!

What do you call a group of sailors that eat turnovers?

Pie-rates

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An obituary

Sad news: It is with great sadness that we report the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy. The cause of his death was from a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in his belly.
Doughboy was buried in a greased coffin, with the gravesite piled high with flours.
Dozens of celebrit...

What's it called when someone from Apple gets fired?

Apple turnover

Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?

Because they have such a high turnover rate!

What are Matthew Stafford’s favorite pastries?

Turnovers

I am so unwitty. My teacher asked me why i didn't turnover my Speech assignment

I didn't know what to say.

The job interviewer asked me to define turnover.

I said, "That's what I do before I go to sleep."

I googled the "Pittsburg Steelers" today and it took me to allrecipes.com...

How to make a half dozen turnovers.

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What's the turnover rate for pornstars?

100%

Why did the jelly roll?

Because it saw the apple turnover!

Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.

As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.

While driving to work today, I saw a huge cheesecake...

Around the next corner was a large trifle, followed by an apple turnover. There were no cars. It seemed to me the roads were strangely desserted.

I wouldn't get a job at that mattress store if I were you...

I heard they have a high turnover rate.

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My sister is an expert pastry-maker.

She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate.

My pastry factory has been pretty successful...

So far we've had a good turnover.

I was talking with my dad this morning in the kitchen

Me: My car is still having trouble starting. It starts but it turns over a few times before actually starting. I'm gonna have to check it out

Dad: That's not good. It'd be great in an iPhone, but not in your car

Me: ?

Dad: Well everybody loves apple turnovers

Did you notice the pastry factory is always hiring?

They must have a high turnover-rate.

I've been trying to get a job on The Weather Channel forever...

But turnover is low due to their low pressure system

Jay-Z owned a baseball team.

From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...

You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees?

It has a high turnover rate.

I want to invest in massage parlors

I've heard that their turnover rate is pretty high.

It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.

They have a high turnover rate.

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert

apple turnover

Hockey joke

Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you.

Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?

They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

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