How did God respond to worldwide declining birth rates?
Sending thots and players.
The frog population in the Okeefenokee Swamp was declining...
Biologists determined it was due to the frogs inability to stay coupled while mating. They contacted an organic chemist at MIT who came up with a solution. He mixed some plasticizers with some adhesive and most importantly one part sodium. The concoction worked perfectly and the swamp was soon re-po...
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Why is the birthrate in Canada declining?
Because Canadian's are eh-sexual eh.
There are hints my grandfather is suffering from declining vision. I heard he was walking along the side of the road and walked right into a fixed object.
It might be a sign.
Indian motorcycles hired an outside accountant to figure out their declining revenue. the board of directors required all C-level executives to attend the reporting. He found that the executives were overpaid limiting production.
In summary: too many Chiefs not enough Indians.
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories.
so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor. "Oh, ummmm, let's see,"...
Batman's investments have been declining steadily over the years...
I guess you could say they've Wayned.
Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining.
They're dropping pounds fast
A nail company wants to expand their business...
The firm, a long-established family company called Wilson's Nails, has seen their revenue declining in recent years and decides to try an ad campaign to boost sales. They contact a highly regarded Madison Avenue ad agency to produce an ad for them; After a few weeks, the agency sits the owners and s...
Brain reduction
A man went to a doctor, and said he wanted to be able to get a job at the local Post Office, but unfortunately he was too smart.
The doctor asked him his IQ, and when he gave a three-digit reply, the doctor told him that the procedure would have to involve the removal of over half of his bra...
A man walks into a crowded bar, and notices 3 slabs of meat hanging behind the bar
He asks the bartender what they’re there for, and the bartender tells the man that the bar currently has a challenge going on. “If you can jump up, and hit all 3 slabs of meat before your feet hit the ground, you drink free for a month. But, if you don’t, you need to cover the cost of everyone’s dri...
A man with chronic vision problems...
A man with chronic vision problems appeared to have his visual health declining quickly. He'd go to visit doctor after doctor, who had been prescribing him stronger and stronger prescription glasses. However, the degeneration of his vision was making him approach blindness, and he finally cracked an...
An aging hotel inspector was performing his final inspection on a luxury hotel before his retirement.
He had arrived at the joint the day before, and had already slept in a room to analyze how clean and comfortable they were. When he had woken up, he went into the bathroom to check its functionality and cleanliness, and continued on to the main dining hall after.
Upon arrival, he saw they we...
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