When my spirit feels weak, I turn to the fourth book of the Bible.

After all, there's strength in Numbers.

“You know, I think it’s your turn to pick wild mushrooms.” My girlfriend said.

So I gather.

What did the colonists say to the British when it was their turn to attack?

Europe!

I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle.

I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was "Dishonestly gaining a advantage," eight letters.

I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.

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My turn to translate a joke (from french)

So the school inspector enters a spanish course, and takes a sit in the back of the room, next to little Johnny.

The class begins, and the spanish teacher asks :
“Who can translate this sentence?” and writes the sentence on the board : “Mi perro es moreno”

Only little Johnny is rais...

After a long, restful night of sleep I always turn to my wife in the morning and say “Hello, Jerry”.

Because I feel like a New man.

Who's the one person Medusa cannot turn to stone?

Dwayne Johnson

When does a joke turn to a dad joke?

When the Punch line becomes a parrent

What does Tom do before it's his turn to sing?

Tom Waits.

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Why does everything turn to shit after the British take over it?

Because its colon-ization.

Two guys are sitting on the bench at fencing class waiting for their turn to spar while watching a couple others practice on the piste

Guy1: You see the guy on the left there? I bet he's got a lot of karma on reddit.

Guy2: Wow! How can you tell?

Guy1: The only thing he knows how to do is riposte.

My joke about a sequence of people awaiting their turn to get some fruit juice, got me banned from /r/jokes...

...because I put the punchline in the title...

Little jimmys mom told him that if he ever did a bad thing as punishment he would turn to stone....

One day jimmy went down to the pond with him friend Billy to fish when they saw a beautiful woman naked swimming in the pond the two kids watched in awe when suddenly jimmy ran away scarred

Jimmy ran home to his mom crying saying "sorry I did a bad thing!" "What did you do asked jimmy's mom?...

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