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Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers.

So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week".
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cr...

When does a joke turn into a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

When does a joke turn into a dad joke?

When he leaves you and never comes back.

I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone.

One minute, a Kia.
Next minute, Nokia.

What does an old person turn into when bitten by Dracula?

A Grampire.

Why does slain Russian soldiers not turn into ghosts

It is against the law to be trans-parent

Some fruits can turn into other fruits

For example, wait long enough and blueberries turn into elder berries

TIL that if you press and hold 0 on your keyboard it turn into degree (°)

As both have no values.

Why does milk turn into yogurt when you take it to a museum

Because it turns into cultured milk

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Turning into stone

There were two boys taking a walk through the woods. They eventually cam upon a nice calm river. While they are enjoying the view they notice a woman standing in the nude, bathing. Immediately after seeing her one of the boys runs back through the woods. The other boy chased him and when he catches ...

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People turn into their pets

That’s why your mom’s such a bitch.

When you are born you actually have 4 kidneys.

But as you get older, two of them turn into adult knees

What's the weirdest thing a woman can turn into?

A fish.

(Courtesy of my 15 year old autistic brother)

What did Woolworths turn into after it burned down?

Coles.

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her… As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions."First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees."What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.

The appointed hour comes and goes and Cinderella doesn't show up.

Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, l...

I never thought I would turn into my dad...

...until I pulled into my driveway and ran over him.

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An old fellow walking down the road and sees a frog sitting in the grass. The frog says...

"Hey there if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman for ya."
The old man picks up the frog and puts it in his shirt pocket and keeps on down the road. About a mile down the road the frog looks up at him and says "Aren't you going to kiss me?"
The old man says "No I don't thi...

Why did Loki, Norse God of Trickery and Mischief, turn into a train?

I asked around and, well, no one really understands his Loki-motives.

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