Why does milk turn into yogurt when you take it to a museum

Because it turns into cultured milk

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess!"

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, ...

I have a medical condition, where i sometimes Turn into a small Tower with a weapon on top.

My doctor said, it is called "Turret-Syndrome"

When does a bad joke turn into a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent

When does a regular joke turn into a bad dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.

Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers.

So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!

When does a pandemic turn into a plague?

When it hits Florida.

Why did the orange turn into juice?

Because it was pressured into doing so.

Why did Loki, Norse God of Trickery and Mischief, turn into a train?

I asked around and, well, no one really understands his Loki-motives.

What's the weirdest thing a woman can turn into?

A fish.

(Courtesy of my 15 year old autistic brother)

I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone.

One minute, a Kia.
Next minute, Nokia.

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People turn into their pets

That’s why your mom’s such a bitch.

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What does a crazy caterpillar create in order to turn into a butterfly? [OC]

A cuckoo-n!

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Constipation can turn into a serious condition.

No shit.

What did Woolworths turn into after it burned down?


I never thought I would turn into my dad...

...until I pulled into my driveway and ran over him.

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine.

Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

My astronomy professor told me it was possible for a white dwarf to turn into a red giant

I then told him to pull his pants back up.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person...

...and that person drinks a lot.

how did the Floppy drive turn into a Hard drive

...By a flash drive

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

A banker tells his client that a £1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money!

So the the client asks "How much is a ton of money"

The banker responds "Two Thousand Pounds"

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A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife.

He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer...

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Turning into stone

There were two boys taking a walk through the woods. They eventually cam upon a nice calm river. While they are enjoying the view they notice a woman standing in the nude, bathing. Immediately after seeing her one of the boys runs back through the woods. The other boy chased him and when he catches ...

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