Look Into Jokes - 12 Hilarious Look Into Jokes

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First thing men look into a women is her heart

That her breasts are in the way is not our fault.

An old man decides to look into a Nudist Colony

He is invited to try the one week trial period so he does.

On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, walks over to him and asks, "did you ...

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Every time I get out of the shower and look into the mirror, I see an asshole.

Maybe I should have installed it at eye level

We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons

If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.

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"When I stick it in my mouth, do you want me to look into your eyes?"

"Ma'am, just blow in the breathalyzer, please."

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I heard that you should always look into a mirror before making a big decision

It helps you reflect.

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With all this free time, I may finally look into scientology...

...see what all the hubbard is about

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I should look into selling mirrors for a living

That's a job I can see myself doing.

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When I look into my daughter's eyes, I realize what's truly important in life.

Birth control.

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A man walks into a bar.......

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket. He does this over and over again. Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket. The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good...

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Me and my wife have been married for 35 years

and I've never let her look into the safe.

Last week, when I went to the market she looked in the safe.

When I got back she said:

Wife: Jethro I looked into the safe

Me: I told you not to look in the safe

Wife: There's $40,000 in cash in there & three eggs! Wha...

TIL: humans and bonobos are the only creatures that look into their partner's eyes during intercourse.

I never do though.. Except for that one time when I was going at it, and suddenly she entered the room.

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