Train Of Thought Jokes - 10 Hilarious Train Of Thought Jokes

My train of thought ...

... keeps leaving the station without me!

If I had a dollar for every time I lost my train of thought...

ooh, a dollar!

What happens when a man loses his train of thought?

So then I said, put that donkey down!

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My wife asked why i always lose my train of thought when a girl with big boobs walks by.

I told her short term Mamarry loss.

Never underestimate the ability of someone with a one track mind

To lose his train of thought.

Ba dum tiss.

The Polar Express isn't actually real.

It's a work of imagination - a train of thought.

A man struggles to not use Train metaphors

"No more!" he swore to himself. "Today's the day I finally change my one-track mind! Oh. Ok, I'll let that one go, but no more!"

He entered the meeting. Several minutes passed.

"Everyone let's try not to get off track." **Damnit! I did it again. That's the last one!**

"What I me...

How did the philosopher commit suicide?

He jumped in front of a train of thought.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE ADD:

1) Easily distracted
2) Frequently lose your train of thought 3) Unfinished projects

Here's a joke about a missing locomotive full of concepts and ideas.

Dang, I just lost my train of thought.

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