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My wife asked why i always lose my train of thought when a girl with big boobs walks by.

I told her short term Mamarry loss.

If I had a dollar for every time I lost my train of thought...

ooh, a dollar!

What happens when a man loses his train of thought?

So then I said, put that donkey down!

My train of thought ...

... keeps leaving the station without me!

The Polar Express isn't actually real.

It's a work of imagination - a train of thought.

How did the philosopher commit suicide?

He jumped in front of a train of thought.

Here's a joke about a missing locomotive full of concepts and ideas.

Dang, I just lost my train of thought.


1) Easily distracted
2) Frequently lose your train of thought 3) Unfinished projects

A philosopher friend is just telling you about how his obesity is actually very healthy, how do you convinve him otherwise?

Push him over the bridge to stop his train of thought.

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