My dating coach told me I should suck in my cheeks to look more attractive.
It didn’t work and ended up giving me a wedgie.
A magical mirror will suck in anyone who lies to it.
A skinny brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm fat" Boom sucked in. A redhead goes up to the mirror singing a Stevie Wonder song and says "I think I can sing soul music" Boom sucked in. Finally the blonde goes up to the mirror and says "I think---" Boom and the mirror sucks her in!
Why did the mouse suck in the air out of a balloon when he wanted to start growing mushrooms?
Because he heard you have to start with mice helium.
I walked in on my wife on the scale.
She didn't look pleased so I said "suck in your stomach!"
She quickly replied, "that's not going to help"
I retorted, "it might let you see the numbers"
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