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How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side
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I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion.

Apparently “Fucking large ones” wasn’t an acceptable answer.

What is the hardest thing to take in a robbery?

Scissors..... Because you can't run away!
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What course do pirates take in colleges?

Arrght..



-(Courtesy of my 8 yo who told this to me tonight)
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What do you call a shit you take in the dark?

A spookie dookie

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