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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I have a bumper stick on my car that says “Honk it you think I’m sexy”

Then I wait at a green light to make me feel good about myself.

Cigarettes are like hamsters

Totally harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.

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