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If Eminem had the infinity gaulent....

He could actually snap back into reality

If Gwen Stacy was a hat, what kind of hat would she be?

Snap back

I saw Thanos hallucinating

He needs to snap back from reality

So a tourist walks into an English pub...

A tourist walks into an English pub. While he is waiting for his beer, he notices to rather big women next to him talk in a strange accent. He walks up to them and says:

"Excuse me, I can't quite put my finger on your accent -- are you two ladies from Ireland?"

They get outraged and sn...

What did the hat say to the other hat that always daydreamed?

You need to snap back to reality.

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A farmer takes his crosseyed cow to the vet..

The vet says "I know how to fix this". So he puts a hose up the cows ass and blows really hard, and BANG! the cows eyes snap back to normal. A week later the farmer takes his cow back to the vet because his eyes became crossed again. The vet says "I know how to take care of this" and puts a hose up ...

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