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Short Temper Jokes

You ever heard of the short tempered doctor?

No? Makes sense, he doesn't have any patients.

A man with a short temper and his friend goes to a nice restaurant

After they both order their food, a fish in one of the decorative fish tanks starts to argue with what the first man ordered. The man obviously gets upset at this and argues back

After about 25 minutes of arguing, the waiter comes in with an order of steak and sushi, and asks:

"Okay, w...

I had my medical license revoked due to my short temper.

I lost all my patients that day.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off.

Edit: Wow. So to all you humorless twats getting offended over a joke, I heard this while visiting my grandmother in the hospital. The Jewish woman (who was probably a little senile) that shared a room with her told me th...

Why are “Little People” so upset that Hugh Grant is playing an Oompa Loompa ?

Because they are Short Tempered…?

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[NSFW] Go home...

Bill the Giant, who's known to be a cruel brawler with a short temper sits at the bar.

A drunk, skin-and-bone old guy approaches Bill and grins, saying "I fucked your mom and it was so good."

People at the bar quickly move away not to be in the way of Bill's wrath but strangely, Bill s...

What type of windows were on the bus that Connor McGreggor threw the dolly at?

Short tempered glass

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The Boss With No Ears

A successful businessman owns his own company. While he is quite accomplished, he has a very short temper, especially regarding his physical deformity - he was born with no ears.

He is holding interviews with potential new employees. The first interviewee has pretty good credentials, and his ...

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