A man has just finished installing new carpet in a customer's home
When the last staple has been set he reaches into his pocket to get his pack of cigarettes but doesn't find the pack.
He looks around and sees a small lump in the middle of the room under the carpet. He doesn't want to rip up all the carpet again just for his pack of smokes so he smashes it ...
A handsome middle-aged man was driving his Mercedes along the highway...
Deciding that since it was a nice day, and almost no one was around, he'd have some fun. He opened the throttle up, and was soon roaring down the road at just over 100mph.
He was having the time of his life, when a sudden red and blue flashing from behind stole his thunder. Deciding tha...
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