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Levitation Jokes

I decided not to tell a joke about levitation

I didn’t want to bring it up

I took levitation classes once

But I dropped out

I took a levitation class last year...

I passed the first stage with flying colours, but then dropped out.

I'm reading an interesting book about Electromagnetic Levitation

I can't put it down

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So how about a real joke about Bulgarians for a change?

A flying saucer beams up a German engineer, an Indian guru and a Bulgarian. The three of them are informed by an alien in a lab coat that standard procedure when contacting an unfamiliar species is to subject them to the standardized intergalactic intelligence test.

"You will be put in an air...

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