The 25+ Best Referred Jokes

After several visits to the doctor's I've finally been referred to rehab for spending all my days smoking drugs and looking up jokes about cheese.

Hopefully I can kick my addiction to meth and feta memes.

Do you think Bill of the Celtics kids were referred to as

B. Russell Sprouts?

My ex-girlfriend hates being referred to by that title.

She says it's not appropriate for me to call my wife that.

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Why is school toilet paper referred to as John Wayne?

Because it's rough, tough and won't take shit off anyone

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I pissed off two men today because I referred to them as hipsters..

Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'

Why are ships referred to as "she"?

Because they're always wet below.

If the love between men is referred to as "brotherly love," what do you call the love between women?

Scissorly love

I was referred to a doctor with chronic back pain.

I hope he's still able to treat me.

In Italian, the word pizza is feminine

That’s why ordering pizza is referred to as “eating out”

I accidentally referred to my wife as my girlfriend today

Their names aren't even that similar

My father was a conjoined twin. I always referred to his brother as "my uncle on my father's side."

But everythings ok now. They were able to surgically be separated. He's now "my uncle, once removed."

Why are Catholic priests always referred to as "father"?

Because "daddy" would make it too obvious...

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Why is sex referred to as a dessert?

because it ends in a creampie

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My boss just referred to me as "A real pair of butts"

He said I am "A major ass set to the company"

Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader?

Because calling him Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.

I've heard Parler referred to lately as OnlyKlans, Fashbook, OkStupid, and HickTock

But I draw the line at "Inbreddit".

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A New Suit

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem....

Today my 10 year old daughter referred to the pile of dirty laundry that my wife is doing as.

Mount Wash More.

Little people are often referred to as dwarves...

...but that's a misgnomer

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I was referred to this proctologist. I thought he was a nice guy.

But he just turned out to be another asshole doctor.

Why are Prisoners referred to as "inmates"?

Because, on their first night, they're most likely to have said to them: "I'm putting it in, mate!"

Why are condoms referred to as "protection"?

I was wearing one yesterday and I still got hit by that bus!

Why are the Middle Ages also referred to as the 'Dark' Ages?

because there were too many *knights*

Turns out shepherds don't like being referred to as

'ewe people'

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New to the big city, a man is referred to a local bar, high up on the roof of a major newspaper building…

One night he decides to visit it. As he exits the elevator, he sees two other men: A classy, well-dressed bartender and a more blue-collar-looking patron in glasses. He sits down next to the patron and orders a drink.

The patron leans over to him and says, “First time here, right?”

“Ye...

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