Once upon a time, there were two guys called Lala and Tata.
They both were seeing a girl named Eli. (Eli was double dating). Eli truly loved Lala, but Tata was better in bed, and she loved his touch on her body. One day, they both found out that Eli was cheating on them. The three of them met together, and got into a heated argument with Eli. After a whi...
A meeting between all Catholic priests was held the other day, but the topic of altar boys was never brought up.
I guess they’ll touch on that later.
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At the local butcher shop the was a challenge. The challenge was that if you could jump and touch on of the steaks on the ceiling, you would get twenty dollars. If you couldn’t, you would have to pay for one of the steaks. So a man named Jack came up to the challenge. As he was about to try he was s...
A man sees a doctor....
A man sees a doctor complaining that everything he touches, hurts.
'Doctor, I touch on my arm, it hurts ' I touch on my leg it hurts, I touch on my chest it hurts'.
Doctor examines carefully and says, Everything you touch hurts because your finger is broken
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A girl decides to take her boyfriend on holidays along with her family
During the night, the girl decides to sleep in the upper part of the bunk, and his little brother decides to sleep on the lower part.
A few minutes later, her boyfriend arrives at the room. So, the girl and her boyfriend start to kiss and touch on the upper part of the bunk while her little b...
A woman runs into a doctor’s office...
and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!”
The doctor replied, “Show me.”
So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again.
She was about to continue w...