“Jim, stop calling yourself names and get inside.”
I went to a wedding and they played "The Twist" so I did the Twist, then they played "Macerena" so I did the " Macerena then they played "Come On Eileen"
So I was told to leave
A Pavlovian Twist
The ultimate Pavlovian twist is that whenever you hear the name Pavlov you think of a dog
A new twist on an old joke.
Scientists recently did a study on the effects the right side and left side of a brain had on counting. They first took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10.
He says, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10".
They put the left half back in and removed the right half, asking him to c...
A twist on your typical knock knock joke
My 4 YO niece told us this joke at dinner. She clearly doesn't understand the punchline.
Knock knock Whos there? Orange
Knock knock Who's there? Orange
Knock knock Whos there? Apple you glad I didn't say orange again!
Here's an old legend with a new twist
Once upon a time, in a magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam.
His order was renowned for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the tow...
My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke
I was telling my son the "knock knock who's there banana joke", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As I said knock knock he then backhanded my face and said "you shouldn't stand so close to the door"
Plot twist joke
The couple drives silently in a car along the country road. She suddenly says,"Walter, I'm getting a divorce!" He doesn't say anything, just accelerates slightly. She says,"I've had a relationship with your best friend for a long time, and he's a better lover than you." He doesn't say anything...
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A twist on a classic
"The first thing you should know about working in a mortuary," the teacher said as he removed his latex glove and inserted a finger right up the ass of the body on the table, "You can't be squeamish." He stuck his finger in his mouth.
The students grimaced as he motioned for them to line up ...
My friend's dad is a war photographer, but with a twist.
He goes into battlefields after the shooting's stopped and takes pictures of the aftermath.
The newspaper he works for got him a contract to take photos in Iraq. Well, this was just after the war broke out, and he couldn't just fly into the country, not while there was a war. So he flew into...