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My wife kicked me out of the house for my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger references, but don’t worry...

I’ll return

I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits...

Pulp Fiction

My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop speaking in Scooby Doo references...

Alright gang, let's split up.

It’s been 15 years since the show ended, but people are still making “Friends” references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't stop

My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't stop with the Wham references
I said well, wake me up before you go go

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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.




The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and e...

My Take on a Classic Joke:

One day, Kermit the Frog was a little short on cash, so he went to the bank to speak to a loan officer. When he got there, a woman extended her hand.

"Good afternoon, sir," she said. "My name is Patricia Wack. How may I help you today?"
Kermit replied, "Hi-ho, Patricia! I'm Kermit the F...

I got fired from my last job for making too many Linkin Park references but...

...in the end it doesn't even matter.

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars references...

Well then you are lost

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