I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits...
I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references more than 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
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Not your average blonde joke
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is eas...
My wife kicked me out of the house for my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger references, but don't worry...
My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't stop with the Wham references
I said well, wake me up before you go go.
If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars references...
Well then you are lost
My girlfriend: If you don't stop making Scooby Doo references, then I'll break up with you.
Me: Alright gang, let's split up.
I got fired from my last job for making too many Linkin Park references but...
...in the end it doesn't even matter.
I dislike people who constantly make Harry Potter references and I hate the use of malapropism for comedic effect but...
I’ll admit I’m a bit of a hippogryph sometimes.