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References Jokes

My wife kicked me out of the house for my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger references, but don’t worry...

I’ll return

Interviewer: can I get your references?

Me: probably not. nobody else does

It’s been 15 years since the show ended, but people are still making “Friends” references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

My girlfriend: If you don't stop making Scooby Doo references, then I'll break up with you.

Me: Alright gang, let's split up.

Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references...

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

My wife wants me to stop making movie references

But old habits John McClane

Why did the student stop citing references?

Because he had his appendix removed.

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars references...

Well then you are lost

My wife left me because I made too many linkin park references

oh well, I guess in the end it doesn't even matter.

I keep seeing references to F. Scott Fitzgerald.

I don't know who this Scott Fitzgerald fellow is but he sure angered a lot of people.

I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits...

Pulp Fiction

Where did the mackerel get the references for its thesis?

From the fish sauce.

My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't stop with the Wham references

I said well, wake me up before you go go.

Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references...

Just Saiyan...

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references. She packed up her suitcase, and she walked out. As soon as she walked out of the door, I noticed that she had left her suitcase here. We live in a bad neighborhood, so she packed some pepper spray in it just in case. I quickl...

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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.




The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and e...

There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism...

....The "I have a Dream" speech.

My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay.

I got full marx.

My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop using Monkee's song references.

I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face...

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