My wife kicked me out because she's tired of all of my bad Schwarzenegger references, but...

I will return

My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop speaking in Scooby Doo references...

Alright gang, let's split up.

I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits...

Pulp Fiction

A headline from the Dallas Morning News

Dallas Morning News - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with chil...

It’s been 15 years since the show ended, but people are still making “Friends” references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't stop with the Wham references

I said well, wake me up before you go go.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Not your average blonde joke

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is eas...

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars references...

Well then you are lost

I got fired from my last job for making too many Linkin Park references but...

...in the end it doesn't even matter.

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