Bring Up Jokes - 9 Hilarious Bring Up Jokes

My buddy asked how to bring up having a 3way to his wife.

I told him “ I’ve talked to your wife before. Do you really have it in you to disappoint two people at once?”

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SON: Dad, I'm not comfortable with how often you use humor to change the subect when I bring up your debilitaing drinking problem.

DAD: "Hi 'Not comfortable with how often you use humor to change the subect when I bring up your debilitaing drinking problem', I'm Dad".

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I really hate it when people bring up masturbation in a conversation.

It’s a very touchy subject for me.

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I saw my therapist today, and said "You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren't you?" She said Yes.

I said "I knew it!!"

Whenever I introduce myself, I always bring up the titantic.

It's just such a good ice breaker!

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You thought i would bring up an old meme from 5 years ago?

Nope, Chuck Testa

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Nearly 200,000 Californians evacuated due to Oroville Dam reaching a likely catastrophic failure. You may think this isn't the time to bring up politics however this is Trump's fault.

No man made structure was built to hold so many liberal tears.

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I held a door for an elderly Japanese man.

He said "Sank you."

Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?

Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health

From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"...

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