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Denote Jokes

What does an Egyptian mathematician use to denote the possible combinations of game moves?

Set theory.

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Today I learned that your surname denotes your ancestor's occupation like Baker, Mason, or Potter

Someone definitely has to explain why our surname is Dickinson.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked

doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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One day a husband and wife decided...

They won't use the word "sex" in front of their child anymore, instead they would use "type/typing" to denote that.

So, one day the husband was feeling some need so told his kid to ask her mother if she could type a letter for her. The kid asked his mother. She told him to tell his father th...

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