Nasa was experimenting with different animals in space.
Monkeys were an obvious choice, but they had no patience. Mice chewed all the cables, dogs were too stupid and chickens were always scared. It seemed the only animal that could cope with the intense stress of space travel was a chilled out alley cat.
After a few months of testing and training...
BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet
Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
Elon Musk new plan for Mars colonization will include only registered Republicans.
He is going to make it the true red planet.
NASA Scientists were eagerly waiting for the rover to send back the first sounds from Mars.
A program decades in the making, a feat of engineering never before accomplished. Not only did they include high resolution cameras for the landing, but incredibly robust microphones to capture the first sounds from an alien planet.
The team of people were huddled around a lab station for hou...
Did you know martians are communists?
They all live on the red planet.
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